apple lives in a three story house WITH its own indoor bar where she resides with her scary overprotective ghost gf and equally scary condescending femme and theyre all UNEMPLOYED meaning apple is free to fuck off all day and harass the local scary science milf all she fucking wants just for a wee laugh and then come home to the loving arms of her two girlfriend and have a cheeky beer or two or maybe get sloshed fuck it shes got nothing to do in the mor' and after a long day of PISH she curls up in her queen bed with her two bangin babes and dreams of doing it all tamarra and wakes up to the sounds a birds chirping and sunshine and rainbows THE GREEDY BASTARD. PEOPLE WOULD KILL TO HAVE WHAT SHE DOES.














