hearty midwestern boy

sam || they/them || 21+ || mr junji onlyoneof is my babygirl 🥺😔

[lesbianhanguangjunji]

required watching on my blog REQUIRED

[watchpoob]

Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

[hyper-ionart]

Loras Tyrell x Renly Baratheon 🌺🦌

#lorastyrell #renlybaratheon #asoiaf #gameofthrones

[uncomfortablecliche]

men are supposed to have long hair or else they cant feel emotions

[mr-deep-downer]

you’re genuinely not a good person

[uncomfortablecliche]

you might seem upset with me but really you are not angry just your only emotion is bald

[trashyayo]

not everyone can be a tumblrina

[trashyayo]

we were chosen by god

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[hyunpic]

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

[litkitkat]

war of five kings propaganda posters (2/5)

[hyper-ionart]

Loras Tyrell x Renly Baratheon 🌺🦌

[lesbianhanguangjunji]

wow tumblr just reminded me that i had a versailles phase ... absolutely no recollection of that but it's definitely in character ...

[lesbianhanguangjunji]

sasha cohen attempting a quad in 2001 is proof that god gives his hardest jumps to his most inconsistent skaters

[hotvampireadjacent]

[badassdemonsword]

Benson Boone was created when mormon scientists combined goldendoodle semen and dirty mountain dew in a vial

[sea--burn]

recipes be like step one heat oil

[dollcoil]

step two dump it over the edge of the ramparts to discourage ladder based climbing

[lesbianhanguangjunji]

i know i've said this about many men but i really would like to study 2000-2006 evgeni plushenko in a laboratory environment

[lesbianhanguangjunji]

i have to go do a sleep study on account of my sleep has always been atrocious but now i don't want to go :((((( i want to sleep in my bed without little wires all over me :(((( and the doctor I consulted with thinks the sleep eating sleep walking etc. is because of sleep apnea because i'm Fat