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Guys help I put Jodie in my Christmas list but when I opened the present there was also a weird guy in there??? Does anyone want him

lesbianjodie

And now it has FANFICTION!!!! 💥💥💥

#they make me SICK!!!!#credit to bestie tumblr user clownakai for the fic. anyway putting it in the reblog and pinning it cause it deserves to be framed #besties of all time

clownakai

Nobody fucking talk to me I'm going to chew on cardboard

#words simply CANNOT express!!!!!!!!!!#how chill I am about this #if I saw her balling at the local arcade I would be so normal generally and I wouldn't stare at her #I just know the way her jacket goes up when she throws the ball is hot as hell #LOWRISE PANTS JODIE SAVE ME.... SAVE ME LOW RISE PANTS JODIE #imagine if she had a tramp stamp. who said that #anw this is so unlike her usual canon sense of fashion but ❗️❗️real & true #FUUUUUUUCKKKK FUUUUCKKKK FUUUUCK!!!! CANON PUT HER IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS ASAP!!!!!!!!#they've like forgotten she's supposed to dress sexy. what was she honey trapping vermouth or what. gosho explain #anw this looks like the type of fit I could've put her in only I probably would've make it look gayer. which can still be arranged #jodie my beloved #in other news I like to imagine Jodie just being good at anything that has a game that she likes #basketball free throws. baseball batting #(p sure I've seen a game for that)#driving like in that viddy game from the show. shooting. generally kicking ass #to the point where you're not sure whether she knew how to do it and that's why she's good at the game #or whether she's so good at the game her skills just translated irl #(it can be either)#the idea of jodie just pulling crazy moves from different martial arts in a fight bc she saw them in a videogame n was like woahh #that looks awesome...#anw I'm normal and cool and all that

unomechan

#sera masumi #GAY DAUGHTER HELLO!!!!#she looks so awesome

clownakai

OHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

#my wife #my lawfully wedded wife #AAAAAAAAHHHHHH AHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!#I'm chill I'm cool #jodie my beloved

stephexmachina

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

stephexmachina

will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)

stephexmachina

nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.

stephexmachina

like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?

#I need a kogoro/eri fic like this I feel like it could be very delicious #divorceshipping

clownakai

Happy Pride

#THEMMM THEM THEMMMMM ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️💥💥💥💥#LETTERALMENTE LOROOOOO !!!#these are so real yay <3 #IDENTITY FRAUD 🎉🎉#Jodie's being entirely about being a gamer... it's what she would've wanted :')#realrealrealrealbasedbasedbasedbased #lesbian jodie agenda #(this counts)#hashtag myattemptedassault #I volunteer to free my man kazami by putting furuya down btw ✋️ let me kill that guy

Line that can make a Jodie fan (me) want to set herself on fire...

Like oh! Okay! So the character who had her parents ripped from her is afraid to become too reliant on others because they may disappear?🫢 The character who got abandoned by the one person she relied on as an adult because he wanted to infiltrate a deadly organization?

That's cool that she has that line. That's nice. She'll be so normal when Akai gets shot and explodes. #surely. Was she preparing Ran in the case Shinichi actually got killed by the org? Was she afraid for her here? Swagever. I don't even care. I don't care 👍

#jodie starling #ranting #GODDDD I WISH WE'D SEE MORE OF JODIE'S OBSTINATE SELF SUFFICIENCY FUUUUCKKKKKK #we don't because gosho is a pussy I want a jodie one woman army idc #I feel like that line says sm about her character like it's insane . LET HER BE MORE UNWELL IN THE HEAD ❗️❗️❗️ and talented #why does akai always have to be the self sufficient one why can't it be her #I want to see her get herself in and out of trouble I want her to pull a crazy stunt #I need her to be the one saving akai for once #anyway this arc was so good... I miss it #dissolves into thin particles

attackjester

how it genuinely feels to have someone who agrees with your somewhat niche stances on a character

lucy-bird01

Commission-クウフク

预先感知的幸福我们终归不从，

怒火填满腹腔，

美味佳肴不过是索然无味。

Sketch: 饭饭好吃 Colour: Lucy_Bird(Me)

#verjodie #funnnnn fun <33

teaglu

Is this too freaky? I just really want her to get a divorce ig

#YEAAAAAAAH CUTE #veryuki #themmmm #I love this the artstyle is so like soft looking

tangentiallly

kir my beloved

#GENTLY HOLDS.........#i want her #also I miss her #so many things to feel about this woman #hondou hidemi

howdoyoufeeldcmkships

Hattori Heiji

(In your heart) Is this character bisexual?

Yes, this character is bisexual!

Maybe, I can see it / I have no particular opinion

No, but they are another flavour of queer

No, this character is straight as a line.

Voting ended onJun 25

Character submission for similar are still open !

#bisexualest man ever <3 yay #unrelated n I don't mean this as criticism op but woah this gif is so pale... disturbing #his melanin.....#the fact that in someone's heart heiji is straight is wild tho hm. there's all sorts of ppl in this world

clownakai

TWO OF THEM???

#the world if they made chianti's hair look this good in the anime.....#I should cut mine like that #ICONESSSS #actually w the red hair and everything she reminds me of my old flatmate lowkey #my brother korn cannot have a sense of fashion even if forced to wear a suit. rip old man #interesting choice in hat #anw GORGEEEE

nanoko857

The idea of Sonoko and Ran finding out the Subaru is Jodie's ex-boyfriend is so funny to me. I could totally see them hounding them for details. Genuinely the hottest gossip of the century ☕️

nanoko857

Now that I think about it, Ran is aware of Akai as someone who is in the FBI, and she's aware of Jodie being an FBi agent. It'd be interesting if she asked Jodie if she knew a long-haired Japanese man with curly bangs and deep set eyes, and Jodie is just flabbergasted how on Earth she knows him.

Like, "Yes... he was actually my boyfriend, how do you-"

"Really?? He's seems pretty different from Subaru-san. You have quite varied taste, huh Jodie-sensei?"

And she just nervously laughs like, uh-huh... ^^'

#prevvvv yeah shdhfndnjfjgkggk #cute <3 #PLEASE IT WOULD BE S FUNNYYY SHDJFKGK sonoko would go crazy from excitement 🙏🙏🙏#them finding out she dated akai after finding out she's exes w subaru and also allegedly had a thing with araide would be so funny like #HWUH????? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED NICE INOFFENSIVE NERDY CUTIE PATOOTIES?????#meanwhile subaru is chainsmoking in the backyard and cussing like a sailor and araide was literally a professional killer in disguise #rans like why would you date that creepy wet thing :(( you deserve better you know that right :((#rip sonoko you would've loved the secret agents/evil organization relationship drama details......