a very tired lesbian

we ignore what i write 🫶 Female/gn reader w female only

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might be a bit before i post again, my computer stopped charging and that’s where i work on the quotes/fics

i am making a doc of stuff to work on when it’s fixed (although the max may be 2-3 things a week) so if anyone has anything just send stuff 👍

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nijisanji en females x reader incorrect quotes

Y/N: Guys where did Enna go? Selen: She got arrested. Y/N: How the hell- Enna: bursts in through the window The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Selen: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Y/N: Is that a picture of you? Selen: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Selen: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

Y/N: YOU LITERALLY JUST CURSED ME OUT IN THREE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES???

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Pomu: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Y/N: Y/N: I like you.

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Reimu: Do you take constructive criticism? Y/N: No, only cash or credit.

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Y/N: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way? Enna: Wait, what’s the difference? Y/N: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven… if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

Pomu: running in WHY IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?!

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Finana: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not! Pomu: Finana, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday. Finana: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it! Y/N: …It was a bug. Finana: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not! Pomu: … Y/N: … Finana: Stop looking at me like that!

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Y/N: So… what’s goin’ on? Pomu: You want the long version or the short version? Y/N, hesitantly: The short one, I guess? Pomu: Shit’s fucked. Y/N: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Finana: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- Y/N: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

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Y/N: Father, I have sinned. Enna: Daddy, I’ve been naughty.

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Y/N, texting: Enna, will you please go to sleep? Enna, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up? Y/N, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP! Y/N, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon? Enna, texting: I’m trying Y/N, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH Y/N, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)

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Selen: ARE YOU- Y/n: Fucking. Selen: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Y/N: Fucking. Selen: IDIOT! Pomu: …What was that? Y/N: Nina banned Selen from swearing, so I’m helping her out.

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Pomu: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this? Y/N, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

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Enna, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Finana: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Enna: Ohhhh- Y/N: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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danganronpa thh females x nb reader incorrect quotes (pt 2)

Y/N: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your partner? Hina: Dude- Its satire! Y/N: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

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Y/N: The stars are so beautiful… Kyoko: They're just giant balls of gas. Y/N: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Kyoko: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Y/N: Oh…

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Y/N: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication. Celeste: It's my turn to cuddle Kyoko. Y/N: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

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Y/N: I have feelings for you. Toko: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Sayaka: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Y/N: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Hina: If I fall… Sakura: I’ll be there to catch you. Y/N: watches these two interactions Y/N, to Celeste: And if I fall? Celeste: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Hina: Why are your tongues purple? Toko: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Y/N: I had a red one. Hina: oh. Hina: Hina: OH. Sayaka: Sayaka: You drank each others slushies?

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Y/N: Pfft, you should meet Toko, she's such a tsundere. Kyoko: She… she just stabbed you. Y/N: Oh that's her murderous side

Kyoko:..

Y/N: Isn't she so cute 🥹

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Toko: I didn't drink that much last night. Hina: You were flirting with Y/N. Toko: So what? They're my partner. Hina: You asked if they were single. Hina: You cried when they said they weren't.

Hina: Then you sneezed and Jill came out

Toko:...did she-

Hina: Yes. You did kill the guy who was flirting with them.

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Celeste: Relationships should be 50/50. Y/N cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Hina: So, how long have you and Y/N been together? Toko: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Y/N and I are not together. No. No. Y/N: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?

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Jill: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Y/N is? Because Y/N is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

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Y/N: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Kyoko: You always act stupid. Kyoko: Kyoko: Wait…

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Celeste: Why is Y/N crying on the floor? Hina: They're drunk. Celeste: And? Hina: They saw a picture of Sayaka's partner. Celeste: But they're Sayaka's partner. Hina: I know.

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Y/N: Wow, Celeste, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Celeste: We literally slept together yesterday. Y/N: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Hina: I'm trash. Y/N: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Hina: Hina: You smooth motherfucker. Hina: And yes it does.

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Sayaka: Hey, Y/N, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Y/N: Yeah. Sayaka: And you, Toko? Toko: Umm… yes? Sayaka: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Toko: Did they just-

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mha females x nb reader incorrect quotes (pt 2)

i didn't realize that this has mostly mina and kyoka with the reader-

I love writing tsu being passive aggressive

Mina, talking about Y/N: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

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Y/N: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Momo: What hints have you given them? Y/N: Well, I think about them a lot. Y/N: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

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Momo: Ooh, somebody has a crush Kyoka: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Y/N I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them. Later that night Kyoka, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Y/N: I love you. Tsu, not paying attention: What was that? Y/N: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Momo: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Kyoka: Nope, absolutely not. Toga: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Mina: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Y/N: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Tsu: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome

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Mina: Dumbest scar stories, go! Toga: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Momo: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. Ochako: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Kyoka: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. Y/N: This entire class has given me emotional and mental scars

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Kyoka: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash. Y/N: Oh. We're going out? Kyoka: Wh…

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Mina, about Y/N: Can I tell them they look nice? Momo: Sure. Mina: Can I tell them I respect them? Momo: Maybe, if they ask. Mina: Should I show them an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs? Momo: … Momo: I’d save that for later.

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Ochako: How the hell did you crash the car?! Y/N: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. Y/N: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. Ochako: … Toga, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

Ochako: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

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Y/N is telling a story Kyoka: Wow, Y/N, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance! Mina: Romance? Kyoka: I have a crush on them.

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Y/N: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you. Tsu: That's great, Y/N. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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Shigaraki: So anyways have y'all seen Toga? Twice: I think they went in Y/N's room 'studying'. Dabi: Doubt that. I heard groans there. Meanwhile in Y/N's room Toga & Y/N, fighting:

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Y/N: Tsu and I are no longer friends. Tsu: Y/N THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

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Mina: angrily presses Y/N against a wall WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Y/N: … Y/N: Are we about to kiss-

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Y/N comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Momo's bedroom. Momo: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Y/N: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Y/N: Lies on the ground and falls asleep Momo: …

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Tsu: Stop doing that. Y/N: Stop doing what? Tsu: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Definitely doing more of these (if anyone wants a certain fandom I can certainly do that) :]

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danganronpa females w female reader. spicy incorrect quotes (mentions of ishimondo)

Kyoko: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Celestia: I’m “a couple of things”. Y/N: I’m “got distracted”

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Kyoko: Make her pussy wet not her eyes. Sakura: Break her bed not her heart. Y/N: Play with her boobs not her feelings. Hina: Get on her dick not her nerves. Sayaka: ....always salt your pasta while boiling it.

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Kyoko: I put the pun in punishment. Y/N: I put the top in unstoppable. Celestia: I put the cute in execute. Hina: I put the sexy in dyslexia. Sayaka: I put the ass in class. Taka: I put the D in Mondo.

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Y/N: Don’t preach to me about romance, Hina. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon before I got here

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Y/N: What’s your body count? Genocide Jill: Do you mean sex or murder?

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Y/N: Go fuck yourself. Sakura, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

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Sakura: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Y/n: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Toko: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

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Y/n, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy. Kyoko: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Kyoko: From now on we will be using code names. Kyoko: You can address me as Eagle One. Kyoko: Makoto is “been there done that”. Kyoko: Y/n is “currently doing that”. Kyoko: Celestia is “it happened once in a dream”. Kyoko: Toko is “if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby”. Kyoko: And Sayaka is.. Kyoko: Eagle Two Sayaka: Oh thank god.

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Sayaka: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Kyoko? Kyoko: Y/N, easily. Y/N, laughing: What the fuck, man. Kyoko: Well, Celestia would be too easy. They’d probably be into it. Celestia, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

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Celestia: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”. Sayaka: *looks over at Kyoko and Y/N*

Sayaka: Is it “sexual tension”?

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Mha females w female reader incorrect quotes

Momo: Why does Y/n always do the laundry so loudly? Kyoka: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house. Y/n , in the distance: slams the washing machine shut

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Kyoka: And now for a gay update with Y/n and Momo. Y/n : Getting gayer. Kyoka: Thank you, Y/n .

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Something crashes Ochako: Shoot- Momo: running into the room in a panic WHAT FELL?! Y/n : walking by the room calmly What died?

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Toga: When surrendering, Y/n is to hand the sword over HILT first

Y/n : I don't dab. I stab.

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The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one Momo : I will not let you down. Y/n : Sounds fun. Ochako: K. Kyoka: No, I'm fucking not. Mina : Do I have to be? Tsu: Please god, I am so tired.

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Ochako: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Y/n . Y/n : Hey, fuck you.

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Mina : we could make a girls club! Y/n : Im non-binary. Mina : Mina : Anti-boys club.

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Kyoka: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Y/n without them noticing? Tsu: Hey, Y/n , I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. Y/n : takes and swallows tracker Pay up, loser. Kyoka: …

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momojirou x reader headcannons

- one of the cutest and badass throuples in school (plus one of the only-)

- study dates with one of jirou’s playlists playing in the background

- if one of you is having trouble with something the other two jump in to help immediately (homework, mineta, anxiety, etc)

- momo loves pampering you with gifts and taking you out to restaurants while jirou loves teaching you how to play different types of instruments

- ideal and most popular date with all three of you is cuddling in one of your dorm rooms and watching a movie, usually rotating who’s dorm room every time (or the living area with the bigger tv)

- being friends with almost everyone because of jirou being in the bakusquad and momo being in the dekusquad (the groups have fought over what group your in multiple times)

- momo and jirou had started off as a couple and after a while they realized they also liked you, they sat down, had a serious conversation to each other about how they liked you, and agreed that if you didnt accept they’d still date and the rest of you would continue to be friends

- both were so shy and anxious trying to tell you that they both ended up talking over each other and you had to kind of grab their shoulders to make them calm down

- momo just blurted out that they both liked you and jirou added they wanted to know if you were interested as well

- (but ofc no pressure)

- you all agreed to try it out and things went from there, after a couple months of figuring things out (different boundaries for each of you, having separate dates, etc) you guys became an official throuple and announced it to class 1-a

- they almost threw a party to celebrate because FINALLY

- it being one of the only times bakugo says ‘congratulations’ (in his…usual bakugo way..)

“Fucking hell, its about damn time you three got together. It was so tiring seeing you all look fucking lovey-dovey at each other all the time.”

- he pretty much gave the shovel talk to everyone

“I find out one of you does something to the other i’ll beat your asses!”

- you all love doing sleepovers (momo insists on making the pillows and blankets even though she gets a little tired)

- all of you now fall asleep to music courtesy of jirou who cant sleep without it

might add more idk yet, i love writing these at odd hours apparently (12 am)

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toga and ochako cuddling with you in the middle

toga being the big spoon this time, her teeth softly grazing your shoulder or back of the neck when either of you shift.

ochako being the little spoon and facing you, her little incoherent mumbles every once in a while and breath on your collarbone slowly lulling you to sleep.

for most people this amount of body heat would be overbearing, but being a todoroki kid with an ice quirk has its perks. your body being a natural air conditioner and coolant compared to being a natural heater.

plus usually its switched between the two of them because toga loves being held and ochako loves to protect you guys in your sleep as you and toga have nightmares often. hers is mostly about hurting the two of you and you both leaving and yours is from not being able to protect shoto from your parents.

tonight had been a night where ochako had a nightmare. hers being about toga dying from giving her her own blood from a battle that seemed like ages ago.

you gently pressed ochako closer to you, pressing a kiss on the top of her head and giving off a little yawn.

“y/n, go to bed…you have training to do in the morning” toga said copying your yawn before gently biting a spot on your shoulder and kissing it.

“i just wanted to make sure she didnt have another nightmare”

“i know, but you know what she’ll say if she found out you stayed up all night” you heard a quiet giggle

“..true”

you can already hear the tiny lecture of making sure you slept as well

“go to bed icy, if she has another we’ll be there”

“alright, night himi” you brought one of her hands that had been around your waist and kissed it

“night” you felt a kiss on your neck in return

didnt really know how to end this, it had been 12 am when i started and its now 1 am 💀