lesbians for remus lupin

millie, 19 she/her worlds biggest silliest remus, james, and pandora kinnie marauders, overwatch, supernatural, taylor swift

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Slytherin: you’ve heard of “wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure”

Slytherin: but have you heard of “impulsive beyond idiotic is what makes Gryffindor so chaotic?”

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i cannot believe that i haven’t posted for like 2 months. i also can’t believe that the thing that brought me back to tumblr was fucking supernatural trending again because j2 got fucking divorced.

i’m gonna start posting again- i’m at my friends house having a sleepover right now so give me like a day but i’ll post again

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*proceeds to not post again for a month*

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Ravenclaw: Okay, I’m gonna need you to swear-

Slytherin: Fuck.

Ravenclaw, utterly fed up: ...

Ravenclaw: Swear as in promise.

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i cannot believe that i haven’t posted for like 2 months. i also can’t believe that the thing that brought me back to tumblr was fucking supernatural trending again because j2 got fucking divorced.

i’m gonna start posting again- i’m at my friends house having a sleepover right now so give me like a day but i’ll post again

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Slytherin: It’s moments like these I’ll never forget.

Ravenclaw: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.

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*Gryffindor cooking*

Ravenclaw: Any chance that’s for me?

Gryffindor: It’s for Hufflepuff. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.

Slytherin: I never realised the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Slytherin: So, if you guys have any complaints about the way I do things in this house, make sure to leave them in the suggestion box.

Gryffindor: Isn’t that the bin?

Slytherin: It sure is.

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Hufflepuff: You better have a good explanation for this.

Ravenclaw: Actually, we have three.

Slytherin: Pick your favourite.

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Gryffindor: Please, I’m begging you, go to the hospital.

Slytherin: Is this our stab wound?

Slytherin: No.

Slytherin: So stay out of it.

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Slytherin: You know Ravenclaw, we make one hell of a team.

Hufflepuff: ‘Hell’ being the operative word.

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Slytherin: Thanks for not telling Hufflepuff what happened.

Gryffindor: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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Gryffindor: Sly, I need your help.

Slytherin: I have two words for you.

Gryffindor: And I’m guessing they won’t be helpful

Slytherin: Your problem.

Gryffindor: I was right.

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Ravenclaw: I wonder if certain laundry detergents have different tastes.

Slytherin: They do.

Ravenclaw: Wh- Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Gryffindor: Do you guys know where Slytherin is?

Ravenclaw: Given that it’s 5am, I’d say sleeping.

Gryffindor: Right, yeah. Does anyone know where they sleep?

Hufflepuff: I kinda always just assumed they sleep upside down off the ceiling somewhere in the basement.

Ravenclaw: They’re not a bat, Huff.

Gryffindor: So where do they sleep then?

Ravenclaw: ...

Ravenclaw: Check the basement...

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reblogging a bunch of my old posts cause i’m too lazy to update my queue, bear (bare??) with me here

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Gryffindor, at Slytherin's grave: May I have a few words with them?

Gryffindor: Listen here, you little shit. You've taken this game of hide and seek way too far.

Slytherin, six feet under: Aw, you're just salty that you got caught in the first five minutes.

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Ravenclaw: There’s something weird going on with it your face.

Slytherin: What?

Ravenclaw: You’re smiling.

Ravenclaw: I didn’t know you could do that.