#harry potter textposts

[lavenderguilt]

now kiss

[stargazedmoony]

james: we’ve been friends for so long, sirius, that i can’t even remember which one of us is the bad influence

sirius: let’s just call it teamwork

[jessmalia]

harry potter as text posts 2

[hippo-pottermus]

sirius, livid: some hufflepuff replaced all the mirrors with “don’t worry, you look beautiful” signs.

remus: what’s wrong with that?

sirius: i know i look beautiful. that’s why i want to look in the mirror.

[sunflowersforsirius]

remus: you're an idiot

sirius: but I'm your idiot

sirius, pointing at wedding ring: FORVERRRRR

[roonilwazlibweasley]

Dudley [mocking]: Who's Cedric huh? Is he your boyfriend?

Harry: I wish

Dudley: 👁👄👁

[moony-to-ur-pads]

james: *sneezes*

snape: aHa potter sneezes like a girl

james: well how about I pound you like a boy

snape:

james: wait-

james: that didn’t come out right

[lupinsfight]

Sirius: Roses are red, violets are blue

Sirius: you’re truly divine, can I please fu-

Remus: meet me you-know-where in 5 minutes