What The Fuck Is A Papadopoulos

The mighty god Apollo! ... Though, not so mighty anymore, it seems. | RP blog for Lester Papadopoulos/Apollo from the Riordanverse

[lets-get-greeky]

Hermes: We're as thick as thieves

Apollo: Ok

Hermes: As juicy as burglars

Apollo: Stop

Hermes: Just a couple of dummy thicc stealy bois

[darth-nemo]

@the-god-of-thieves @lester-apollodopoulos 👀

[lester-apollodopoulos]

I don’t like this

[lester-apollodopoulos]

How’s your day?

Busy! I’m on vacation in Lithuania with Nico

[lester-apollodopoulos]

I love yooooooou

I love you too!

[darth-nemo]

Nemo you cant let stone daddy and mama sun get a divorce! Please help us! *does puppy eyes and pouts* I don’t want them to get divorce auntie Nemo

I’ll do my best to stop stone daddy and light daddy from divorcing children, don’t worry, Uncle Nemo is here

@the-god-of-thieves @lester-apollodopoulos

[lester-apollodopoulos]

Not gonna lie,,,,, I’m so confused

[hermesmoly]

I’m just laughing at the fact that out of 8 male gods on Olympus...

only Hades, Ares, and Hephaestus were straight.

I meaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

Zeus - Ganymede

Poseidon - Nerites, Pelops

Apollo - Hyacinthus, Admetus

Hermes - Croctus, Perseus

Dionysus - Ampelos

Apollo, Hermes and Poseidon were twice as gayer XDDD

Not to mention we have three badass ace women, a pansexual goddess of love, and a demisexual queen. (oh and a lesbian poet!!)

Representation done right!

[hermesmoly]

Folks, a minor correction. Turns out Apollo has like, three more lovers

- Hymenaeus

- Cyparissus

- Adonis in some versions

- also Leukates didn’t exist osp had a bit of misinformation

IN CONCLUSION:

Apollo is the gayest (bi-est really) of them all

[is-a-me-ghost-king]

@lester-apollodopoulos

[lester-apollodopoulos]

We need to talk

O-oh???

[gay-greek-demigods-deactivated2]

i am sorry for the bad and inaccurate colors on the piece but especially the bi flag my watercolor paper didn't come in the mail today so i had to use printer paper

anyways, its

Him

@lester-apollodopoulos (tell me if you don't wanta be tagged!)

[lester-apollodopoulos]

this is very cute!!! i love it

[toa-incorrect-quotes]

The only love triangle I want to see in Trials of Apollo

[ducklemonade]

@lester-apollodopoulos

[lester-apollodopoulos]

Hello dad! How’s earth? I started taking an interest in drawing then I did in my musical ability. Also, I’m thinking of joining Artemis’s Hunt.

Earth is terrible! Thanks for asking. It’s great that you’re working on your skills! Tell Artemis I say hi :)

[lester-apollodopoulos]

Hello Father. I didn’t get any of your shit as my talents. I play the flute tho. Not that it sounds that great. I draw shit. Any advice father?

practice, buddy.

[lester-apollodopoulos]

breathes in bisexual distress?

uhhhhhhh same?

[lester-apollodopoulos]

what is your favorite thing about men? what WAS your favorite thing about hyacinthus, too?

tbh the vibe i get from hanging out with guys is different than hanging out with girls. hanging out with girls is super fun, but with guys there’s a sense of just being chill that you get with your bros that you don’t get with female friends. i don’t know how better to explain it lol

as for Hyacinthus, i loved the way his eyes lit up whenever he saw something he liked. they always lit up around me.

[lester-apollodopoulos]

Your like an adorable kitten that’s fluffy

thanks?

[lester-apollodopoulos]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

And I love you, random citizen!

[lester-apollodopoulos]

How was Kayla born? She has two biological dads so like... how? Can gods just have children with anything? I remember a story about Athena having a child born from a handkerchief or something. Were you just able to use your godly powers to create her?

The ever so lovely Darren Knowles is actually a transgender man, and so he gave birth to our wonderful daughter Kayla.

[lester-apollodopoulos]

Is William Shakespeare your son?

He was my son! Such a way with words, that one. Though admittedly, some of the words he made up, I did NOT get at first. Like honestly, what the fuck is an ELBOW?

[toa-incorrect-quotes]

Apollo: In this world it’s either yeet or be yeeted

Meg: yeeten?

Leo: YOot

Lityerses: *looking around at the waystation* what the fuck did I get myself into

[ducklemonade]

@lester-apollodopoulos