*unholy noises*

[lethal--company]

Indie non selective non-serious "rp blog" for Lethal company monsters.

Memes

Muses and rules listed below the cut.

Side blog to: @naruto-9tails

Rules:

Don't be a dick, no racism/homophobia/transphobia/bigotries/ect.

I promise you your anon hate will make me laugh before it makes me cry

This blog is for fun and not really meant to be for serious rp, but that doesn't mean I'm not open to an opportunity for some.

Most of the images on this blog are fan art or screen caps since there's not exactly ample resources.

pinned and promo are Soho nights by @calisources

this blog is not at ALL mutuals only since its for fun lmfao. Feel free to follow or don't I dont mine, im open to most interactions with these guys since its not a serious blog. Still, no Minors, 21+ only please. (mun is 25+)

This will mostly be an ask based blog sending and receiving

Muses:

The Braken

Hes just a shy little guy with a crush that stares at you and waits for the perfect time to snap your neck and take you home with him. Be aware he's very shy if you stare too long he will get MAD.

The loot bug

Just a little guy who likes shiny things and five finger discounts. If you happen upon his nest of treasures I highly advise you not to touch it... He's cute now but you don't want to see him when he's not.

The Eyeless Dog

Just a little guy who takes misophonia to a murderous level :) breathe too loud and he takes it personally, and those teeth are not as cool when they're shredding your flesh.

[naruto-9tails]

MAJOR PSA-

I have switched Naruto to the main blog and Lethal company to the side blog!!

So threads will be a little weird for a second but thats why!

[naruto-9tails]

MAJOR PSA-

I have switched Naruto to the main blog and Lethal company to the side blog!!

So threads will be a little weird for a second but thats why!

[lethal--company]

He's so very scary in the dark, her Braken. But she will always brave it, she was raised that way.

She held out a bouquet of wild flowers to him and closed her eyes. So he can feel less perceived when he approaches.

Nature. He is forged by it, and given how deprived he is of flora in this place, perhaps this will make him feel a little more at home against the electric fluorescent lighting bearing down in his den.

It's true. A creature born of nature sentenced to a lifetime in industrialized habitat. He often feels alone and out of place. Except when she comes. She left him a pot of fresh soil last time. She didn't stick around to see him shatter it on the floor and roll in the earth with a delighted kurr.

This time she brings him flowers. Something he's never seen before. Curiously he approaches and inspects them. They smell nice. Wonderful even. So much better than the leaky rusted iron pipes and the musty hallways.

Without hesitation he grabbed them from her hand and backed away till he was out of view. He's going to go sit with them and ask them to tell him stories of the world outside the facility.

[naruto-9tails]

Unofficial muse/secret menu: Egg

Egg is a lethal company maneater and primarily a muse for @baby-royalty who is his adoptive mother, and @hunter-royalty his adoptive father.

He has a brother named cheese that @malka-lisitsa is responsible for but she left him in the mines to eat sand bc she doesn't like him.

However he is free to be interacted with he just wont be the star of any asks that get sent. Feel free to send them to him all the same.

[rhabydolpen]

mechanical keyboard users for dinner again?

[naruto-9tails]

A curious look....reaches out hand...then offers a small chocolate kiss.

He can't see shit.

[deloaf-deactivated20260129]

“He’s my son now”

[naruto-9tails]

She carefully rolls a hairbrush to the lootbug who doesn't even have any loot! She felt bad for the lil guy.

There you go, you take that hairbrush and get all fancy with it.

Well he was about to frenzy on her for something but then he's presented with a hair brush free of violent inclinations.

The loot bug looked up at her with a happy clicking noise and picked up the brush before scurrying away down the hall with his new treasure.

[naruto-9tails]

She knelt down gently and slid a toy robot to Lootie.

"We've gotta have a talk... your brother is v e r y upset about what you did."

Then Perish.

Now he has candy and a robot.

[naruto-9tails]

"I did this to help you!"

[loot bug]

Holding him back from a smash trap goes unnoticed when on the other side there is the promise of a tea kettle.

Cue the screeching and demonic chittering.

[smolcuriouskitten]

His reaction of screeching scared her but she remained cool. "Are...are you happy with this? I want to pet you but I dont want you to bite me." She said, lifting her hand to pet him but waits for him to give a nod or confirmation.

[naruto-9tails]

Oh there's someone else here, he forgot.

AS long as she doesn't touch his loot he is ok with whatever. Unfortunately that hand looks like it might be reaching for the windchime.

DON'T.

So he moves in front of it protectively- which coincidentally, makes it easier for her to pet him.

[mr-viwick]

friendly

[aldantler]

I've had more run ins with the Bracken tonight than any other time I've played. My heart can't take it, man.

[saltchee]

[hunter-royalty]

This was the weirdest job he'd ever had. No orientation. NO training. Just an employee handbook that he hadn't bothered to read.

Now it was just him and his flashlight in a strange old building.

"Shit what was that??" Jeremy whirled around and strained his eyes to see through the darkhallway.

@lethal--company

[naruto-9tails]

He'd been stalking this weird boy for a while now. He hadn't grabbed him yet because something was different about him. He didn't stink of fear like most of the employees he saw around his facility. He smelled like loneliness.

So when the boy turned around, the Braken didn't go for the kill, instead he retreated a little bit around a corner and peered back at him.

[naruto-9tails]

MAJOR PSA-

I have switched Naruto to the main blog and Lethal company to the side blog!!

So threads will be a little weird for a second but thats why!