Nice work, Cap

Used to be "Fe2Ni" but changed it Walking Disaster Spontaneous Shitposts "Secretly" an Illuminatist A member of countless fandoms

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

[blingblingboy-kinnie]

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

happy 9 fucking year anniversary

[lethalprotectors]

Happy 10 years!

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

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egg

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

[lethalprotectors]

Happy birthday Boyle's dad!

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[autistrolls]

GUYS ITS SPOOKY TIME AGAIN

[luxlightly]

Listen, yes of course Eddie Brock is an exceptional example of an alien fucker but I need everyone to understand that the symbiote is canonically from a planet where not only does everything reproduce asexually but the even idea of wanting any kind of relationship with a host was considered so insane and devious that the Venom symbiote was sentenced to death for it. And consider how weird a human must be to them. Humans are as much aliens to symbiotes as symbiotes are to humans.

What I’m saying is in terms of being an alien fucker, NOBODY beats the Venom Symbiote.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

tired: eddie brock is a monsterfucker

wired: venom is a monsterfucker

[foolhearteyes]

anyway stream montero

[lethalprotectors]

Venom Let There Be Carnage spoilers with no context

[lethalprotectors]

Eddie and Venom about to have gay alien "interactions"

The multiverse:

[brucebocchi]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

[justejauraisaimeetreprevenue]

don’t measure a woman’s worth by her clothes - terre des femmes

[ocheano]

THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED SO FREAKING MUCH, TODAY PEOPLE CALLED ME WHORE BECAUSE I WAS WEARING A SKIRT AND WE ARE IN SUMMER, IT’S SO HOT IN THIS COUNTRY AND I HAVE TO USE PANTS SO GUYS DON’T GET ” DISTRACTED ” respect girls

[brunhiddensmusings]

you may notice not one of those words is positive, not even neutral its a game where there are no correct answers, just different ways to be told you are invalid, wrong, and should be ashamed. thats a shitty game to force people to play

[eleonarain-deactivated20220104]

If anyone gets called this, dm me and I will be there to throw some hands. 

[oh-hey-its-harry-the-ghostie-boi]

Jfc i will murder anyone who does or says this kinda shit

[vaporize-employers]

btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold. 

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 

[khattikeri]

does that include bread

[vaporize-employers]

yes

[vaporize-employers]

[doomgeneration1995]

Here’s the USDA mold chart

[thehugwizard]

VERY IMPORTANT INFO FRIENDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lethalprotectors]

Gosh it's obsessing over John Watsons gay blog time huh

[lethalprotectors]

Forgot to post the link so here it is

http://web.archive.org/web/20210411135516/http://www.johnwatsonblog.co.uk/

The blog of Dr. John. H. Watson

Here's Sherlocks too

http://web.archive.org/web/20180601034208/http://www.thescienceofdeduction.co.uk/

The Science of Deduction

[samsbarnes]

shang-chi and the legend of the ten rings +letterboxd reviews

[eddiebrockrocks]

[akumeoy]

[theweirdwideweb]

[quasi-normalcy]

Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour. 

[gay-mychemicalromance-disaster]

Remember, hand sanitizer removes sharpie, and good hearted people remove hate

[a-humble-waffle]

hand sanitizer removes sharpie, and good hearted people remove hate

[lethalprotectors]

Gosh it's obsessing over John Watsons gay blog time huh