Let me ease your burden, a misogyny kink blog.

I am a 45 year old man. Minors go away.

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This blog is purely for fantasy. The posts here are purely fantasy and would be harmful as real-life policies. Seriously, if you think my posts are how the world should really be, please find an entertaining way to end yourself. This is purely kinky fantasy fun. Minors do not interact.

Edit: Hi, so apparently I need to make some clarification. I am not playing a character. I am writing erotica. Please do not jump into my DMs looking for roleplay or assuming that I am looking for a partner. Even if I was you would need to be at least 24.

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whenever i get suicidal i start circling your blog more and more. i wonder what it means

I would guess you are looking for hope. But this isn't the best place to find it. I am writing fantasies that never were real and will never be real. There are real people that can help.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines

I don't know where you are but these are the Sucide Crisis helplines by country. I know how it can feel like no one cares. I have been there. I tied the rope. I stepped on to the chair. It can get better. I know because I am still here.

I would love for you to keep reading for years in the future. So please, call the help lines. Let them point you to more help.

[letmeeaseyourburden]

thank you for inspiring me to practice daily whimsy! I have been putting edible glitter/luster dust in my coffee and it truly makes my day better

Awww, that's excellent. I hope you find more fun whimsy in your life.

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You were watching your husband's female rival at work eating his ass. Not willingly, you could hear the sobs coming from her. But she didn't have a choice now.

It wasn't hard to get the blackmail needed for this. You had befriended her on Instagram. Chatted for a bit and then you took her out for a girl's night. A little wine and she started giggling and telling you about her embezzlement. Your husband got enough proof to make it stick.

Fingering yourself while mocking her for being a stupid little whore. Getting yourself nice and wet. Because as a reward, he was gonna make the homophobic bitch eat you out.

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"I am so proud of you. You were always so silly about drinking my piss. Now you understand it pleases me. And you understand that my pleasure is worth more than mere discomfort. I am proud of you for growing and getting better as a wife."

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"Why do I never ask consent before doing something to you? Asking you for consent would force you to make a decision. And we both know you'd just fuck it up. This way you can't fuck it up."

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Some of your girlfriends were helping you pick your dress for you date night tonight. Your husband was taking you to the ballet to see The Little Mermaid. You didn't know much about ballet beyond it was beautiful to watch. Pretty girls and boys in pretty outfits dancing.

But you were excited to watch them dance. And to really go all out dressing. He was going to wear his tuxedo, so you got to wear a gown. Which meant you needee the perfect heels and lingerie to match. These were huge decisions.

You and your girlfriends were talking with envy. Their college boyfriends might take them to a frat party. If they were really lucky they might get to split a check for burgers. Your husband was taking you out to a proper sit down dinner. One where your menu doesn't have prices. If you even playfully suggested paying you'd be spanked. Then the ballet.

One of them playfully asked if this was a reward for giving up your ass. Which was such a silly idea. Anal was the bare minimum. This was a reward for tounging his balls while deep throating him. You loved how generous he could be with praise rewards.

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sometimes im reading your posts while jerking off and they hit too close to home like. "damn yeah i do wish someone would see me that way and just want to take care of me😢" you got me crying with my vibrator lmao

I need to reflect on why this is such a turn on. It probably doesn't speak well of me but that is so very hot.

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You were seven months pregnant. Your husband was standing behind you, holding you. And those last remaining shreds of feminism just left your body. You were happier than you could imagine. The doctor had confirmed it was a son. It didn't matter what the gender was for your kids. But you wanted your husband to have a least one son. You took some pride on getting it done the first time.

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Your husband had a game he liked to play with you. He had you get all out on dressing up. Having you put on classy yet sexy lingerie. A vintage dress. The matching hat and jewelry. Hair done up in one of the old Hollywood styles. Makeup a natural look. Six inch heels.

Your husband would have you walk towards him while he filmed the onlookers. Then he would edit them into a highlight reel. The men's reactions were expected, but the strength suprised you. You thought someone putting their fist to their mouth was a movie thing.

"Oh I know that look." His hand sliding into your panties, laughing when he feels how wet you are. "Yeah, someone is a little attention whore." His fingers teasing as you see man after man lusting after you.

Then the women, they were more complex. The first ones were the longing looks. The ones who wanted to bed you. Then the ones who wanted to be you. You would be a defining event for them. The ones who are purely jealous. An ugly look for any bitch. The ones who purely hate you for existing.

Your husband kept edging you. Over and over. You loved every second of being a little attention whore. But he saved the best one for last. The bitch who made your high school time hell was walking with her boyfriend. Who walks into a telephone pole.

"Cum" and a wall of pleasure is what you remember. But when you came around, you felt a level of relaxed you had never known before. Some of your childhood trauma being healed.

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"It's cute when pretty girls are dumb." Those were the words your husband had sent for you to write in your pretty handwriting. He wanted you to write it 500 times. Saying it aloud each time. Just having you write and speak. Over and over. You took a moment to count out 504 lines. Marking it so you knew when yo stop. Sometimes you could get lost in it, like it was hypnotic.

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I need to do a bunch of reminders.

If you don't have your age on your blog, fix it. I am pretty flexible. If you have 30s, that's cool. If you have I am over 18, also cool. 18+ is kind of ambiguous, I'd love it if you were clearer. Blank blogs, knock that shit off. Minors, go away. Come back when you are 18.

If you are racist, homophobic, transphobic or any of the other shitty forms of hate, I will block you. I value being a safe space for my fellow queers way more than your likes and reblogs. Hey swerfs, that means you to. Sex work is work.

If you want to mentally edit the gender, sexual orientations, or other aspects to fit you or your kinks better that's fine. For instance if you are a femboy and want to mentally change pussy to bussy, I won't even be lightly annoyed. I just ask you keep everyone over 18.

To the serious tradwives. You know you can have a kink without making everyone else's life shit. And you will be way less likely to end up in an actually abusive relationship.

To those who think misogyny is the one true way, please consume a whole bottle of aspirin. Go for the big 500 count bottle. Don't vomit, spitters are quiters.

If any of these are a problem, feel free to unfollow me. And this is not an airport, you don't need to announce your departure.

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"That's my good girl. You spent that whole porn DVD edging and fucking your ass. And you didn't even cum once. You deserve a reward." He pulls the dildo out of your ass and pushes it into your mouth.

"Make sure to use your tounge to make sure it's clean."

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had a dream last night that a Man (can't remember if husband or stranger) forced me to spend all the money i'd saved up on a boob job. leaving me financially dependent on Him. i think ive been reading your blog too much😵‍💫💞

So in your dreams you got bigger tits, and a man to take care of you? Sounds like you should reread my blog so you can have even more good dreams.

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"Of course you are soft. You are feminine. Deep down you understand that you are to be shaped by me. Directed into what I want. Deep down, you crave that. You want to be perfect for me. Those cruel teachers and parents used it to shape what they wanted. They wanted you to be the perfect little girl. Straight As. Perfect student. The one they could ignore."

Kissing your forehead. "They understood what they were doing when they withheld praise. Withdrawing the drug they addicted you to. Because giving you what you needed was effort, and they were lazy."

Wrapping you up in my arm. "I am not lazy. I am going to shape you into the perfect wife. In public, you will be pretty, modest and sweet. In private you will be my fucktoy. But when you are pretty, I will tell you. If I like an outfit, I will tell you. Suck my cock well and I will tell you."

"You want to be shaped and molded. You feel it. Shaping you isn't cruel. It's maintenance. Withholding praise was cruel. You are a girl. Compliments are like fertilizer for your garden. Attention is like the water. You aren't meant to be put on a shelf and forgotten. But a garden is meant to be seen. To be sat in. To bring beauty into the world."

He held you as the damn broke inside you. The perfect little people pleaser who wanted to be seen was seen.

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"Look at my pretty little ass eater. All of that effort put into your makeup. Your hair. Even the slutty lingerie. Doing everything you can to prove yourself worthy to make out with my ass. Desperate to earn a way to please me." His hand stroking your face so very lovingly. Then slapping you hard enough for you to see stars.

"You haven't earned the privilege yet. Try using both brain cells to come up with an idea to please me this time."

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your blog is my favorite to cum to after start testosterone lol, jerking off like. five times a day for the past three weeks almost entirely to your blog. crazy how t just makes me an even more needy girl😵‍💫

Awww, I love hearing I get people worked up and helping them be there best girl self.