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they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations

Absolutely 🏋️LOVE🏋️ it when the messengers do that little dance after u rate a message fine. its the best incentive to rate messages. Instant gratification.

angel-starbeam

Just imagine this but from a man who hasn't seen sunlight in centuries.

lyricwritesthings

Oh, sure. You slither down ONE wall like a lizard, and suddenly your new friend (the same friend you JUST invited to stay in your house for a MONTH!) starts calling you "a creature in the semblance of a man." Smh.

aquilacalvitium

fidelcostco

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

fidelcostco

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

fidelcostco

oh this is my post

thememedaddy

jame7t

just felt you with my feelers. Not interested. DO NOT LAY EGGS IN OR NEAR ME.

thywanderingknight

*polishes my sword*

jame7t

DO NOT JERK OFF NEAR MY NEST.

skyinide

afronerdism

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

thepioden

fozmeadows

I AM WHEEZING

skyinide

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

jedipirateking

Oh no, this is gonna be a 100 million post.

chumbie

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

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Item: Inappropriate Douglas

sophsun1

The Muppet Show (1976 – 1981)

vamplire

i love you vampires. i love you gothic horror. i love you unsettling themes. i love you religious imagery. i love you doomed narratives. i love you rot and decay.

goth-queen

aidashakur

Wishing you a relaxed nervous system

daenystheedreamer

everyone rags on dunk for not figuring out egg's a prince but if you were in london for the olympics and a small bald british child started annoying you would you assume that's prince george windsor second in line to the throne of the united kingdom. or would you kick the child.