serendipity

Randall CB South Senior '15 ASU '19 W.P. Carey School of Business

[weloveshortvideos]

when all your friends go out and don’t invite you

[meoshaa0001]

IM SCREAMING LMAAAAO

[brownshhugar]

Person: So, what are your interests?

Me: 

[okaytrue]

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

[fckedbvrbie]

[gifprincess]

[lets-stand-as-one-blog]

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

[my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it]

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

[weloveshortvideos]

[vincentvanhoes-deactivated20160]

THIS IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE VINE IN THE WHOLE GOD DAMN INTERNET

[bombing]

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

[weloveblackgirlsssss]

[downwitharistotle]

parents: okay we’re heading out see you later

me: bye

*parents leave the house*

me: time,,, to sin.

[singapores]

this is an appreciation post to my headphones for helping me ignore all the stupid people around me

[a-joyfuljourney]

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

IM SCREAMING WHAT IS THIS

[no]

LMFAOOO FUCK ?

[detbeckettnypd]

MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING

[detbeckettnypd]

THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND WAITRESS DID THE SAME AND THEN THE FIRST ONE TOLD US MY SISTER WASN’T ALLOWED TO ORDER DESSERT BECAUSE IT WAS TAKEN CARE OF AND THEN HE MADE HER A TASTING PLATE OF EVERY DESSERT ON THE MENU AND THEN HE CAME OUT AND HE WAS SO NERVOUS AND IT WAS REALLY SUPER SWEET.

[dadfart]

[gutter-goddess]

UNMUTE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[ash-kuro]

When you tryna have a lit summer but only have 3 friends