* grace and frankie sentences.
ā put on your shoes! ā ā i spent half the day wearing a post-it note that says āall my dreams are deadā. ā ā i CAN drive. the dmv has asked me NOT to drive. ā ā i reject your presence here. you are invisible to me. ā ā i heard he/she punched a service dog in the face, once. ā ā i have absolutely no idea how iām going to handle this⦠ā ā EXCUSE ME! iām reading. ā ā i donāt even know exactly what i did that night⦠ā ā are we really gonna do this RIGHT NOW? ā ā GOD, iām an asshole. ā ā i fucked up in a lot of ways, but iām trying to do this right. ā ā get out of my house! i donāt want to look at you! ā ā thereās enough food in there for an army. ā ā youāre gonna make new memories. new and better memories! ā ā is it okay that i took your hand? ā ā you wanna play the tough guy? thatās how you wanna do it? ā ā i think people are on their best behavior when they eat off china. ā ā donāt be afraid to let yourself cry. ā ā fine, fine. iāll go alphabetize the spices. ā ā i like the idea of fishing. i donāt like to kill the fish, though. ā ā are you implying that iām irrelevant? ā ā salad bars freak me out. ā ā you wouldnāt think chocolate and vodka go together, but itās like mac and cheese. it works. ā ā what are you doing here? ā ā i need a drink or i need my phone, you have GOT to give me something. ā ā i cannot deal with all of this right now! ā ā whatās the point of doing all this? ā ā is there some kind of manual that we didnāt get to tell us how to react in this situation? ā ā okay, stand back, iām about to lose my shit. ā ā if they canāt see me, they canāt stop me. ā ā everybodyās gonna look at me and say āwhat a wasteā. ā ā get your hand out of your mouth. ā ā this is never going to end, is it? ā ā why would i joke about that? why would ANYONE joke about that? ā ā go fuck yourself. ā ā just say the word and i can come over with a sandwich or a shoulder to cry on. ā ā you said to be myself! ā ā given the level of guilt you should be feeling, you couldāve brought better wine. ā ā maybe i should accept the fact that iām going to be alone. ā ā i will give you twenty dollars if you get a dog and name it oprah winfrey. ā ā are you okay? are you in pain? what can i do? ā ā you know what you can do to help? you can LEAVE! ā ā you can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that? ā ā like it or not, youāre my friend. ā ā iām staying here, tonight, iām way too stoned to drive home. ā ā youāre chipper⦠before coffee. ā ā iām not punching or fingering anyone! ā ā i canāt watch her die - please donāt make me watch her die! ā ā do i need to get a restraining order? ā ā iāll see what i can do⦠can you just stay out of trouble for five minutes? ā ā this is my home, and you are my life. ā












