Citizen Z || Let's kick some zombie ass!

This is Citizen Z, broadcasting live via broadband, low band, VHF, UHF, Skynet. If you can get a signal, then you can find me thanks to our friends at the NSA.

[astronautly]

* grace and frankie sentences.

“ put on your shoes! ” “ i spent half the day wearing a post-it note that says ‘all my dreams are dead’. “ “ i CAN drive. the dmv has asked me NOT to drive. ” “ i reject your presence here. you are invisible to me. ” “ i heard he/she punched a service dog in the face, once. ” “ i have absolutely no idea how i’m going to handle this… ” “ EXCUSE ME! i’m reading. ” “ i don’t even know exactly what i did that night… “ “ are we really gonna do this RIGHT NOW? ” “ GOD, i’m an asshole. ” “ i fucked up in a lot of ways, but i’m trying to do this right. ” “ get out of my house! i don’t want to look at you! ” “ there’s enough food in there for an army. ” “ you’re gonna make new memories. new and better memories! ” “ is it okay that i took your hand? ” “ you wanna play the tough guy? that’s how you wanna do it? ” “ i think people are on their best behavior when they eat off china. ” “ don’t be afraid to let yourself cry. ” “ fine, fine. i’ll go alphabetize the spices. ” “ i like the idea of fishing. i don’t like to kill the fish, though. ” “ are you implying that i’m irrelevant? ” “ salad bars freak me out. ” “ you wouldn’t think chocolate and vodka go together, but it’s like mac and cheese. it works. ” “ what are you doing here? ” “ i need a drink or i need my phone, you have GOT to give me something. ” “ i cannot deal with all of this right now! ” “ what’s the point of doing all this? ” “ is there some kind of manual that we didn’t get to tell us how to react in this situation? ” “ okay, stand back, i’m about to lose my shit. ” “ if they can’t see me, they can’t stop me. ” “ everybody’s gonna look at me and say ‘what a waste’. ” “ get your hand out of your mouth. ” “ this is never going to end, is it? ” “ why would i joke about that? why would ANYONE joke about that? ” “ go fuck yourself. ” “ just say the word and i can come over with a sandwich or a shoulder to cry on. ” “ you said to be myself! ” “ given the level of guilt you should be feeling, you could’ve brought better wine. ” “ maybe i should accept the fact that i’m going to be alone. ” “ i will give you twenty dollars if you get a dog and name it oprah winfrey. ” “ are you okay? are you in pain? what can i do? ” “ you know what you can do to help? you can LEAVE! ” “ you can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that? ” “ like it or not, you’re my friend. ” “ i’m staying here, tonight, i’m way too stoned to drive home. ” “ you’re chipper… before coffee. ” “ i’m not punching or fingering anyone! ” “ i can’t watch her die - please don’t make me watch her die! ” “ do i need to get a restraining order? ” “ i’ll see what i can do… can you just stay out of trouble for five minutes? ” “ this is my home, and you are my life. ”

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Text Starters!

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

Send ✘ for an unsent text

Send ☠ for a threatening message

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[sphinxmemesmusings]

First Meeting Starter Prompts!

👗: Your character sees mine wearing a very nice outfit and simply must compliment them on it!

👟: Our characters meet while jogging on the same trail.

👜: My character drops their bag and yours approaches them to return it.

☂: A sudden rainstorm starts up and your character is caught without an umbrella, so my character shares theirs.

🌨: Our characters get inside somewhere during a huge snowstorm, but they get snowed in together!

🍽: Our characters’ orders are mixed up at a restaurant and they’re given each other’s meals by mistake.

🍺: Our characters meet at a bar. Actually drinking any alcohol is optional.

☕️: Our characters meet at a cozy little coffeehouse.

🏆: Our characters team up to win a competition. (What it’s a competition of is up to one or both of us to decide!)

🎸: Our characters have seats right next to each other at a concert and are both super excited to be there!

🎮: Our characters are both waiting in line at the store to buy a cool new video game they’ve both been excited for.

🏘: My character moves into the house right next door to yours.

📱: My character accidentally put the wrong number into their phone and texts your character by mistake.

🎉: Our characters both attend a super fun party, but they’re both too shy to get out there and join the ruckus and just decide to talk to one another instead.

❗️Our characters accidentally bump into each other while walking down the street.

⚠️: Your character notices mine in a dangerous situation and decides to step in and try to help them out.

[letskicksomezombieass]

I made a multimuse blog with Citizen Z and Kaya (and others!). It’s here: @sheerimplausibility

I’m probably going to follow you all from there, but feel free to not follow back if you don’t want to (I’ll keep posting here too, at least for now). 

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Rather Cliche RP memes!

add 🔁 for the situation to be reversed where possible (example: 🍂🔁 for my muse to fall on top of yours)

send 💗 for our muses to have to pretend to be in a relationship

send 🏩 for out muses to have to share a bed

send 🙊 for out muses to meet up in secret

send 💏 for our muses to kiss in order to hide their faces from somebody

send 🍹 to confess something to my muse while drunk (specify what is being confessed)

send 🍺 to kiss my muse while drunk

send 💁 for our muses to be stuck in a small space together

send 💃 for your muse to teach mine how to dance (or any other activity that involves a lot of touching)

send ® to catch my muse in a state of undress

send 🍂 for your muse to fall on top of mine

send 💬 for our muses to play truth or dare together

send 🍶 for our muses to play spin the bottle together

send 💌 for my muse to receive a secret admirer letter from yours

send 📖 for my muse to find a diary entry yours has written about them (specify what it says)

[bcrnblue]

          IM NOT A DISEASE THAT NEEDS TO BE CURED AND NEITHER ARE YOU

[letskicksomezombieass]

Like this post if you want me to send you some memes from  your memes tag.

[ofhotheads-blog]

Want a random starter?

Send me a symbol…

🎬 for me to use a line from the last movie I watched as a starter 📹 for me to use a line from my favorite movie as a starter 📚 for me to grab the book nearest to me, flip to a random page, and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter 🎧 for me to shuffle my playlist and use the first line of the next song as a starter 🎶 for me to use my favorite line of the last song I listened to as a starter 📺 for me to use a line from the last TV show I watched as a starter 💻 for me to use a line from my favorite TV show as a starter 🎵for me to shuffle my playlist and use my favorite line of the next song as a starter 😊 for me to make a starter based off the first thing in your wanted plots tag 😉 for me to make a starter based off the first thing in my wanted plots tag 💋 for a shippy starter 😡 for an angsty starter 👊 for an argument/fight starter 🌈 for a random encounter starter 🏩 for a nsfw starter 📫 for a text message starter 💀 for a dark starter 🍬 for a fluffy starter

[alltherpthings]

If you want to interact with me and don’t, tell me why:

☹ I’m an anxious mess who’s too scared to approach people

⚠ I’m intimidated by your writing

⌚ I have no time right now and need to wait until I’m less busy

☯ I can’t see how our muses would meet/interact

✂ I sent you something and you never replied

✒ You’re mutuals only and you don’t follow me because I’m a side blog

✑ I’m a side blog and I’m worried you don’t know about my blog or don’t want to interact with a side blog

☢ Your rules intimidate me

❧ I feel like your blog is too organized compared to mine

☒ I’m worried my blog isn’t fancy enough for you

⌇ Your face claim makes me uncomfortable

✎ I can’t write long enough replies and don’t want to annoy you

☾ I feel like I bother people

⚔ Our headcanons don’t align to the point where our muses couldn’t interact

⚖ I see you interacting with a select group of people and am worried you don’t want to interact with new people

⚐ English isn’t my first language and that makes me nervous to approach people

✉ I don’t know how best to contact you

☆ Other: ____________ (write in your own reason)

[letskicksomezombieass]

Okay, I’m going to watch 5x08. Okay.

[justawildmemes]

The shy/insecure RPers Meme

Send me one of the following, and I’ll get into your inbox/Submit!

🏴- for a first meeting between our characters!

✴️- for some simple shenanigans!

⚫- for a “just go with the flow” RP!

❗- for a plotted-out RP!

❔- for some curious Asks!

✖️- for a crossover-RP related starter!

➕- for an idea of a group RP! (With writer suggestions)

⁉️- + a word for a drabble between our characters!

Add a ⚠️ for a message to your IMs, instead!

[kcndallwrites]

excuse me, excuse me attention please. i am desperately searching for some laid back ass plots and partners. i’m talking texts and chats and messaging back and forth bc yes we love our chars and our plot but we are just too damn busy or we can’t get in the right mindset to write something perfect rn. partners i can hc with in the middle of the night bc we have sO MANY IDEAS that may become a reality but there’s no rush for it. you know what i mean? like yes let’s start a para one day but while i put off writing (bc i’m lazy af or at work or you’re busy or dealing with life) let’s have them texting or a little gif chat or phone call. let’s start a dozen different plots and pairings (bc we always take on too many) and there’s no rush. let’s be scattered and start multiple paras at a time and some are long and some aren’t and it’s just no big deal. just something fun and relaxed where there’s no need to feel bad ab not having a ton of muse or time. am i making sense. come to me pls.

[recyclmeme]

Send ❮ ❮  for a drabble or starter of my muse’s past

Send ➤  for a drabble or starter of my muse’s present

Send ❯ ❯ for a drabble or starter of my muse’s future

[messiahrisen]

‘ but you kept trying , didn’t you ? ’

    “What the hell else was I suppose to do?!” Murphy whirls his head around, staring at Simon with a hard gaze. His fist curls atop the bar, teeth gritting together as he recalls the ugly memory; something he had predicted all along. Dr. Merch’s bourgeoise shitheads in Hawaii wanting his blood he’d been dragged across the country to deliver. Losing his humanity in the process – knowing that if he wanted something to HAPPEN, he’d have to do it himself.

    “Yeah – I kept trying! I actually DID something – I freakin’ helped people. People lived because of me, kid. I just – I didn’t have her. My baby. Lucy. None of it mattered without her.”

    He’s druink – that’s why he’s spilling this to Simon with little regard for his own pride. He shoves a filled glass towards the boy with a disapproving grunt.

    “I’d do it again. If I had to.”

         memes.

[bighairmonkey]

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Thread starters!

Send ☺ for a happy starter!

Send ☹ for a sad starter!

Send ✿ for a cute starter!

Send ♡ for a fluffy starter!

Send ☻ for an silly starter!

Send ღ for an angsty starter!

Send ❥ for a smutty starter!

Send ❤ for a romantic starter!

Send ✘ for a violent starter!

Send ¿ for a confused starter!

Send ϟ for an angry starter!

Send ❣ for an embarrassed starter!

Send ♪ for a lyric-based starter!

Send ∞ for an AU starter!

Send ¡ for a random starter!

[messiahrisen]

‘ love is never a weakness ’

    “Oh yeah? Have you been catching up on your Hallmark watchlist or something? Or are you just trying to make me gag up my lunch?” Murphy rolls his eyes, shifting where he stands to avert his eyes away from the other – from the boy who’d kept them alive during their perilous trek across the country in hopes of making a new world. He had never liked “Citizen Z” ( Murphy didn’t like anybody ). But even he could admit that SIMON is…tolerable. 

    “I love my good old SELF. Does that count?”

          memes.