Chapter 63
Rod: So Historia, you know that beloved older sister who was the only person to treat you well? Grisha ate her.
Historia: What the fuck Eren?
Eren: You know my beloved mother? She died because SOMEONE- *glares at Rod* was WIPING PEOPLES MEMORIES SO WE CAN'T FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE TITANS. WHAT THE FUCK HISTORIA?!
Historia: I DIDN'T DO THAT!
Eren: NEITHER DID I!!
Historia: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Eren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
(Kenny enters)
(Rod and Kenny exchange a longing look)
Rod: (with cherry blossoms in the background and a shoujo sparkle) Kenny… I believe in you. Go. (actual dialogue)
Kenny: *internally* SENPAI HAS NOTICED MEEEE
Kenny: I believe in you too, Rod-senpai.
Historia: *gags*
Elsewhere...
Zackly: HAHA EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Erwin: ...
Pixis: O_o
Erwin: (to Pixis) ...And here I thought your lady Titan kink was weird.
Elsewhere, Levi and co. are on the way to the chapel.
Levi: So, this Kenny guy is very dangerous.
Sasha: How dangerous are we talking?
Levi: He trained me.
Sasha: :O
Armin: Don't worry, you can attack their weak points FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!
Sasha: The Military Police have a weak spot? What is it?
[flashback mode activated]
Reiner: Or you can stick this up their assholes. That's their other weak point.
[/end flashback]
Armin: (off into the distance) THANKS REINER!!
Mikasa: (to Levi) So this Kenny guy's last name is Ackerman?
Levi: Yeah... Mikasa, have you ever experienced a sudden burst of power? Where, as spontaneous lightning flashed around you, you became the strongest person alive, equal to a hundred soldiers and capable of cutting up Titans as if they were giant man-eating sticks of butter, on nothing more than sheer weaponized willpower?
Mikasa: Yes. Why?
Levi: The same thing happened to me... and Kenny as well.
Mikasa: But what does it mean?!
Levi: I believe....
(beat)
Levi: It means we're living in a shonen anime.
Back at the castle:
Rod: (takes out syringe) How badly do you want to see Frieda again?
Historia: I want to see her but...
Rod: But what?!
Historia: ...I just don't think she can fit in that tiny syringe, though.
Eren: *tries valiantly to facepalm*
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