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Three Goblin Art
we're not kids anymore.

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Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@theartofmadeline
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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part of this headline is surprising but part of it isn’t
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my fave SCP is Geoff who is basically a regular guy who doesnt even work at the SCP foundation but just happens to keep wandering into high-security parts of the building by accident somehow and escapes containment the same way
like it says its an SCP on probation because they cant prove if he has some supernatural power or if hes just a guy who knows all of the passwords to the SCP foundation
I think my favorite part are the transcripts
“Commander Price: Alright people, it’s go time! I want suppressing fire on this thing NOW! Neptune squadron, hit it with everything you’ve got! If this thing gets one claw to the surface, then—
SCP-008-J: Hey, I remember you!
Commander Price: (Exasperated and enraged) FUCK!
SCP-008-J: Can you help me out? I’m a bit turned around. I’m trying to get to Grays Street.
Commander Price: WE’RE 3,000 METERS UNDER THE FUCKING OCEAN!
SCP-008-J: (Produces smartphone) Well that explains why my map won’t load.
Commander Price: WHO THE FLAMING CHRIST ARE YOU!?
SCP-008-J: Geoff, remember? Hey, are you on Facebook? I feel like I keep running into you! We should be friends!”
Geoff is tormenting this poor commander for no reason.
funny story
when i was younger, i played a lot of club penguin and was a member on and off with a lot of neat clothes and furniture and stuff. i don’t know if people on that site still pretend to be dating other penguins, but back in my day, we would all ask each other out and pretend to go on dates and stupid stuff like that. i would dress up as a girl with a wig and clothes and ask other penguins dressed as guys if they wanted to date, and if they said yes, i’d invite them to my igloo and quickly change into boy clothes and wigs and when the other person got there, i would say things like “who are you” and “get out of my igloo” until they got freaked out and left
Barbie Dad: [singing] “When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?”
Child offscreen: [shouting] “Mom! Dad’s being weird again!”
Barbie Dad: [shouting] “No, I’m not!”
y'all gotta chill
when teachers…
“Get my head smaller” lmao
i dont like finishing books
i juST DONT
It’s been a few years but I’m pretty sure this was my exact reaction to Deathly Hallows (except it was 5AMish).
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