existential hymns for the average sigma [vol. 9]
[DUCKBOY] (2023)
Ohh yeaaaah! It's that time again. A new Ruby solo project. Ruby (DUCKBOY) sinking his fangs back into pop punk rock and goin' crazy doing it...
Track 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"5-0-4-5-9-5-9-5-9 is no available"
Another day another voicemail. Keeping with his missed calls and phones theme, this mini album also starts off with a dial tone. It also has the same name as the intro track from his 1st mini album.
Track 2: EXCALIBUR
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHO I AM!"
Fucking love this song honestly... Ruby starts this project off so strong. Super catchy hook, catchy riff and a good range of vocals. This ballad is powerful and raw. It's the best song from the album in my honest opinion. (music video just came out a couple days ago and it's really fucking cool.)
Track 3: where y'at, duckboy?
"goodevening"
Following the same formula of the 1st album, track 3 is an interlude titled "where y'at, duckboy?" This ones... uhh. I dunno. Interesting? It's pretty simple. Just a mish-mash of missed calls and voicemails.
Track 4: I Was a Teenage Nihilist
"Open up your mind you fucking cyclops. Take a sip"
Yeah!!! This is what im FUCKING TALKING ABOUT! This song is fast, memorable and snappy. Clocking in at just a minute and thirty seconds. It comes in swinging with those pop punk almost djent sounding guitars. Also really like the reference to $UICIDEBOY$ in this song.
Track 5: where y’at, duckboy??
"I love you, you're my cousin, um..."
This is a good interlude. It gives us a little peek behind the scenes of Ruby, Scrim and the $UICIDEBOY$. This interlude is a voicemail of Scrim trying to smooth out an argument or disagreement him and Ruby must have had.
Track 6: Pearls Are Just Oyster Puke
"THE WAY THAT YOU TREAT ME... IS WORSE THAN A RABID DOG."
This song is the most punk-rock song on this album. A classic punk rhythm thuds as Ruby screams. what I like most about this song is the breakdown, it's super raw. I know for a fact Ruby is a big fan of the band Rancid (a classic early 90's punk rock band) and I can really feel the influence with this song.
Track 7: where y'at, duckboy???
"If you or a loved one is suffering from drug abuse or addiction please give us a call back. Thank you and have a blessed day. Bye."
The third interlude on the album. Another voicemail... Not much else to say.
Track 8: Heroin As a Recreational Activity
"my temptations, they taste so sweet. I got cavities rotting my teeth."
Mhmmmm, this one is another punk-rock song. Well kinda. It's still more pop-punk. I guess somewhere in the middle? Love this one. There's something about when he says "Your hissing tongue has licked me ~for the last fucking time~" just sounds so satisfying. But anyway. Another catchy ballad. Man never fucking misses. I also really like the chorus on this song. The way the whole song slows down into the breakdown/chorus is so dope. I really wish more songs did this to be honest.
Overview: existential hymns for the average sigma [vol. 9]
Again, exactly like I said in the conclusion for tragic love songs, I know I have been glazing ruby the whole damn time. But shit, its hard not to. He's one of the most talented versatile artists at the moment. Everything he does he seems to do effortlessly. Whether its scream rapping or a post pop-punk tragic love ballad.
All that being said. Like my previous conclusion. It's short. Like really short. An album that's 12 isn't really an album. It's an EP.
I can't wait for his next tape or the next $UICIDEBOY$ tape. Thanks 4 reading!
Rating: 8/10
If there’s any typos or inconsistencies in this review it’s because I can’t be bothered to proof read it.











