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Jules of Nature
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Three Goblin Art
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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
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hello vonnie
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@levidelmonico
jaxondelmonico:
“nah, man, i’m already out. she’s just been bugging the fuckin’ shit out of me since i did. i just started ignoring her messages, can’t handle it anymore”
“she’ll give up eventually just keep ignoring her, and try not to let her shit get to you although i know it’s hard, she’s just, terri that’s the only way to describe her.”
jaxondelmonico:
“it’s more ma’s choice than mine, she’s still fuckin’ freaking out. i’m already crazy, and i’m really just blaming it on her. fuck it all.”
“yeah well i think nixon and i can persuade her with a bottle or two of wine as we cause a big distraction and sneak you out. might as well give her all the blame sure as hell can’t give her credit for the successes.”
“i feel like my daughter is three going on eighty-five, sometimes. she decided this year that heath bars and werther’s were her favorite candies, and she will not stop asking for them. i don’t - grasp how this happened.”
“she just loves to keep you on your toes, can’t let you get too comfy she’s gotta switch it up.”
“i think i need someone in band to unplug my bass half the time because preventing me from getting distracted and riffing off is just inevitable at this point and i think everyones starting to hate me.”
“i think i’ll give that job to jaxon although knowing him he’ll just encourage you to continue so maybe he shouldn’t be trusted.”
jaxondelmonico:
“lucky ass, as least you got out. i feel like i’m going to be stuck here for the rest of my life. she’s going to flip her lid when i finally fucking leave. i honestly fucking might, even though i know it’ll end in hell.”
“c’mon you know i wouldn’t let you be stuck in there forever, that woman can make you go crazy if you’re with her for too long. i’ll bail you out of any trouble you get it into.”
jaxondelmonico:
“you’re literally lucky you don’t have to hear it as often as i do - it’s disgusting. i swear, i’m puking over all her shit next time she does it. not even lying in the slightest bit.”
“trust me i heard it enough when i was living there, it’s why i got out. honestly go for that handbag she loves i wanna see her face when she goes to open it and it’s filled with puke.”
“if i have to listen to my mom talk about one of her ‘nightly adventures’ one more time, i swear to fuck, i’m going to projectile vomit all over everything she owns. it’s just - fucking disgusting. i can’t take it anymore.”
“i didn’t even have to hear it and i wanna puke mother of god, why does she ever fucking call it that it makes it so much worse.”
Do you think your brother is really your moms favorite?
oh 10000000%, jaxon and i are too fucked to be the favorite.
Why even bother with someone like Scarlette?
i’m gonna try to resist the urge to tell you off right now, because you obviously know notHING about her, but i’ll kept it simple for your tiny brain. she is a gorgeous, head strong, brilliant, funny as hell girl, and if you can’t see any of that? your fucking loss.
