He Is A Jedi Like His Father Before Him

My name is Kelsey, I'm 24 and I live in Austin, TX. I'm engaged to an amazing man and we have a precious baby boy named Levi! Here you'll find me ranting about all manner of things that I need to get off my chest, as well as random rebloggings. Enjoy!

[one-big-hassle]

My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

[goluxexmachina]

that’s a lot of dollars

[mayormccheese]

IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

[one-big-hassle]

THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Pleeeeeease he needs the new laptop

[lilbakonbit-deactivated20160727]

Just got back from an unpaid vacation. I need help catching up with my bills! 

[tawaretsampleleftelbow]

last time I posted this my BF got a raise and a bonus. I’m grateful, universe but would like my own opportunity to make money thanx

[ayellowbirds]

Honestly one way or another it doesn’t matter to me, this gif is just hypnotic and i love looking at it o.o

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Bring me the good luck, Money Gif :)

[anti-feminism-pro-cats]

I reblogged this the other day and got $60 in tips!

[levismomhasgotitgoinon]

Woah. I remembered the login to the blog!!!!

[levismomhasgotitgoinon]

[levismomhasgotitgoinon]

[bigbardafree]

gOD

[cleopatrick94]

Laser Tag place, but every time you get shot, your vest and the shooter’s gun plays “Mmm Whatcha Say”.

[unclefather]

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

[rlmjob]

your kik

[kitten-st0ner-deactivated201604]

haha and then what? ;)

[thedigimomsx]

I am recovering from an emergency c-section and it has not been glamorous but my normally shy/conservative husband has been all over me. He knows we can't have sex but keeps saying he wishes we could. I don't get it??

Sometimes guys want it when they know they can’t have it, haha.  Plus you’re glowing with new motherhood and maybe he’s super attracted that?  

- M

[levismomhasgotitgoinon]

I almost want to say it's like an instinct? You've just had a baby, he's seeing you be a mother to his child. A child that you both made. You're super fertile. Idk. But my fiancé was the same way. He was trying to seduce me when we were still in the hospital! Lol. The man saw at LEAST 5 different people put their hands in my vagina!

I tell you what, if a man sticks with you after really being there when you're giving birth, he sure as hell isn't with you for superficial reasons. 😂

[cheese24k]

[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded

[cathagbheag]

If u wanna be my friend u have to understand that sometimes I can’t cope with conversations. And just because I’m on tumblr effectively shouting into the void but not replying to your message doesn’t mean I hate u it just means that the thought of talking to anyone in depth is extremely overwhelming

[keepawayfromchildren-deactivate]

[levismomhasgotitgoinon]

Starting to debate deleting and going back to my normal blog. Kind of sick of mumblr drama.

[world-shaker-deactivated2013092]

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

A Friendly Reminder

-Deadpool is insecure -Deadpool has chronic pain -Deadpool is submissive in bed -Deadpool is pansexual -Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips -Deadpool is a blonde -Deadpool’s initials are WWW -Deadpool had an abusive father -Deadpool’s mother died from cancer -Deadpool fell in love with a teenager -Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her -Deadpool had a daughter -Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful -Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine -Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids -Deadpool is good with kids -Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong -Deadpool hates himself -Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting -Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead -Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

[queer-deadpool]

adding: Deadpool is a rape victim and he would never, ever disrespect ladies nor try to force himself on anyone (i felt the need to add this especially because most of his dudebro fans trully believe that he would take ladies by force). 

[candylilyroseworld]

[trulytarl]

Fool me once, shame on me.

[iwasthinkingofanimeagain-deacti]

I really

[punishingtheguilty]

[trulytarl]

Fool me twice…

[iwasthinkingofanimeagain-deacti]

Hate this

[thanby]

[eeruhrah]

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

[megandear]

Awwwwww

[beheadthesinner-deactivated2015]

I just died a little inside