Yeah im still here

Lexi 22 uhhh hello?

[altinaii]

Maybe Regulus is unreal, but all the feelings that I will feel for him are real.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

video games are fun but i do think it's fucked how video games went from "hey remember to take a break every once in a while :)" to "if you don't log in every day and play 6 hours you're gonna lose your streak and won't earn the 10 in-game currency you're saving up to buy our overpriced cosmetics" in the span of like. 10 years.

[literallyaflame]

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

[kaijuno]

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

"Your ambition should be to get as much life out of living as you possibly can – as much enjoyment, as much interest, as much experience, as much understanding. And not to simply be what is generally called a “success”." - Eleanor Roosevelt

[wlwriot]

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

[wlwriot]

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

[wlwriot]

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

[boopednose]

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

the language barrier between my brain and everyone else. devastating

[drainsdorm]

my relationship with dan and phil is so interesting bc i’m attracted to both of them but they’re also my gay dads but also my long time parasocial friends but also just some (in the grand scheme of things) random silly homosexuals that i happen to dedicate hours of my life to

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[cock-holliday]

I have no idea what is and isn’t considered common knowledge, so I have a tendency to start stories like “So you know how [hyper-specific niche life event that a handful of people in the world are aware of]” or “Are you familiar with the concept of moving pictures? Sometimes referred to as ‘films’ or ‘movies’?”

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[strongbowdarkfruit]

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

[ijaazat]

i have a disease called “i believe i will have the love i have been reading about all these years one day”

[ijaazat]

let me assign you a love language which won’t make sense 

[stylestappen]

you're laughing. shane madej and ryan bergara just gave a bloodsucking souldraining media corporation the biggest middle finger possible and you're laughing

[velmasdinkleys]

“not all men.” you’re right. ron stoppable, king of respecting women and their bodies, would never.

[toastbutteregg]

[aslowmotionlovepotion]