good luck with that

[onlytwitterpics]

[gifbro]

[edgestrology]

Signs most likely to just disappear on you:

PISCES, AQUARIUS, SAGITTARIUS, libra, gemini, virgo

[senju]

SHE DIDN’T PUT A LID ON THE BLENDER AND I’M CRYING

[thnkfilm]

“A lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then, I knew that I was waiting for my wife.”

The Office (2005-2013) ep. ‘Niagara’

[floralls]

by tsukasa*

[nosdrinker]

what if zac efron went on tour with my chemical romance

[kagura-reborn]

what even prompted you to think this up

[nosdrinker]

[pr1nceshawn]

Pictures Any Dog Owners Will Understand.

[woodelf68]

Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.

[iguanamouth]

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

[level27rogue-deactivated2020112]

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

[geekandmisandry]

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

[treeoflife2011]

me abt me: can someone like.. take care of her

[cosmiccannibalcamille]

Aquarius is the lightning bolt that strikes and illuminates the world so that mankind may think like the gods.

excerpt from the Aquarius chapter of my book, “the Zodiac Abstract”  (via zodiacabstract)

[weloveshortvideos]

[pinkcafe]

you being yourself and me being myself. but together

[kingofscrewups]

[hamsterfactor]

Octavia Spencer as Harriet Tubman in Drunk History

[biscuitsarenice]

She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

[chubphlosion-deactivated2016060]

She came for him

[fuckyeahafricans]

She’s so beautiful, I can’t breathe 😩