“it’s only too late when you’re dead.”

a.j. | she/he/they | literally whatever i feel like putting on here so good luck | header quote from ep. 2 of dr. odyssey | header art by chrissabug and edited by me

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text

[fawnblooms]

Trashed off my ass in the library with a hardback copy of the iliad

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[dismoondart]

[saduniblin]

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[eldritchbauble]

How many blogs do you follow?

Less than 100

100-499

500-999

1k-1.9k

2k-2.9k

3k-3.9k

4k-4.9k

5k (maximum number)

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

I'm starting to think maybe I followed way too many. Is over 4k too many?

[eldritchbauble]

For people who follow <100 blogs and I'm one of them, first of all, it's an honor.

Second of all, I'm starting to understand why my incessant posting annoys some of you so much.

I'm not going to quit doing it though.

[azhagu]

annabeth does not listen to taylor swift sorry

[mothsartart]

Down On The Ice, pt. 1

[lovevalley45]

will never get over zari hiding the fork in her cleavage when sara tells her to hide it so astra doesn't stab charlie... she said if there's gonna be girl on girl murder happening i better be involved in a gay way

[soulvampp]

Bugs when you lift up a rock

[wolfsbaneyaps]

Always enjoy meeting our fans. They’re the reason we do it… (requested by anon | 🎥 @mttztrading )

[gingerpeachtea]

DWAYNE & PAUL

⋆ 🎥: @mttztrading

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[roselandrythoughts]

born to lez out, forced to major in gay guy dick #theatreschool

[gaynehollander]

I'm so glad that season two will have a bigger budget and I'm so glad it will all be blown on licensing that one Moana song Arthur Pike plays a 15 second snippet of as Shane and Ilya get married in the Pikes' living room.

[smokingrozanov]

Do you actually have a GCU chances of divorce tier list because I want to see it

I did make one at some point but I cannot find it now so here are my opinions on who would get divorced in the GCU (based fully on book canon since that’s the only canon we have for everyone besides Shane/Ilya & Scott/Kip)

Scott/Kip: It’s happening. The entire first book happens within like 6 months & they’re both just the worst the entire time. Scott didn’t sign a prenup because he thought true gay love conquered all. Kip keeps the penthouse

Shane/Ilya: They go through an angsty separation right after they both retire because it’s too much change at once & their communication skills suck cheeks. They keep fucking the entire time but won’t talk to each other outside of their therapist’s office unless it’s to plan yet another hookup. A year into this Shane invites Ilya back to the cottage & they have a giant teary eyed reunion where Shane admits he didn’t know how to be Shane Hollander without hockey & Ilya admits he was scared that Shane would hate him now that he was just Ilya. They continue to go to marriage counseling but remain strong after.

Ryan/Fabian: they never get married because Fabian thinks it’s tacky & heteronormative. They’re together forever & Fabian thinks helping Ryan take her estrogen shots is more romantic than any wedding could ever be.

Kyle/Eric: They also never get married BUT they love to break up & get back together at least once a year. Sometimes it’s for a week sometimes it’s for 7 months but they always wind up back together. Kyle thinks this is evidence that they’re soulmates. Eric thinks he’s getting too old for this. The makeup sex is crazy good though so he’s not gonna say anything about it. This eventually does end with Eric giving Kyle his ownership of the Kingfisher because he needs to get away from him or he’ll “just keep ruining his own life.” They’re back together 2 years later.

Troy/Harris: Never getting divorced never getting a marriage counselor even when they really should. Harris sometimes jokes they “stay together for the kids” aka their 6 dogs. Troy does not find this funny.