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@liam-schuester
Anyone else love this song?
Use the sleeves of my sweater Let’s have an adventure Head in the clouds but my gravity’s centered Touch my neck and I’ll touch yours You in those little high-waisted shorts, oh She knows what I think about And what I think about One love, two mouths One love, one house No shirt, no blouse Just us, you find out Nothing that I wouldn’t wanna tell you about, no.
Ha. Love.
Christ...
Not today.
Aw. Why?
Christ...
Ooh, I should anger you more, you're much sexier when you're angry.
Christ...
I might be calling in sick tomorrow.
I might be calling in high tomorrow.
That's fucking hilarious.
Some girl just dumped her entire smoothie on me. Holy frick.
...
Back to waking up in random locations.
You don’t say.
Why? You’ll be fine here, Tara will be overjoyed not to have to do introductions.
Still going to do it again.
Because I can't be here.
Back to waking up in random locations.
Well, last night you were just about drunk enough to choke on your own vomit. You scared my daughter - Lucy, this time - enough for her to get me, and I brought you here. You slept in the guest room, and you probably really need coffee.
Oh...Well...Fuck...Probably wasn't a good idea to mix those drugs and alcohol together...And no, I need to go home.
Back to waking up in random locations.
Welcome to the Karofsky-Smythe household. Let or me or my husband know if you need anything. Or more likely Tara.
Woah...What?
Back to waking up in random locations.
Fun.
Did I just log onto Tumblr or the Sahara Desert?
Liam! Okay, okay. I… feel like I should call someone.
[No reply]
Did I just log onto Tumblr or the Sahara Desert?
Ah, I see.
Did I just log onto Tumblr or the Sahara Desert?
'Cause.
Private-God, I've missed this.
What happened with this him?
He disappeared.
Did I just log onto Tumblr or the Sahara Desert?
Okay. Okay, um, how much have you had to drink?
A lot.
Did I just log onto Tumblr or the Sahara Desert?
As in Tara’s friend Liam?
That is me.
