“She didn’t? Wow, I sure hope you kicked her out quickly after that.”
“That’d be a little rude, I think. Not that she was polite. She called Star Wars dumb. Dumb!”

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“She didn’t? Wow, I sure hope you kicked her out quickly after that.”
“That’d be a little rude, I think. Not that she was polite. She called Star Wars dumb. Dumb!”
“Better than seafood.”
“You’re right there. Though I’ve never been a fan of seafood anywhere.”
“That’s moronic. What does she do?”
“She worked for some kind of magazine. Kinda tuned out for a few minutes after she told me she was a cat person, disrespectful as it might seem.”
“Ever think it was a hint?”
“A hint for - oh! Oh! Uh, no, it didn’t cross my mind.”
“I guess it’s up to you. Was she a nice girl?”
“She was nice in the way that she didn’t try to murder me?”
Jaqueline narrowed her eyes. “You went on a date?”
“And a horrible one, Jack. She asked me out, I thought I might be doing pretty well since I’ve got a date, and...nope.”
“I never thought you’d stop speaking.”
“Er, sorry. I tend to go on and on and on and on sometimes.”
“Well I’ve never had a successful date so don’t be too hard on yourself.”
“That’s...really sad to hear, actually. I’ve had a few, but more misses than hits.”
“Uh….maybe she’ll call back?”
“If she did, I don’t know if I’d have the guts to pick up.”
“Tragic, dude. Absolutely tragic.”
“You kid, but it was. Seemed like a nice girl, but some of the things she said...”
“Uh huh…” she nodded. “But I thought you said there was a porno involved in this story?”
“Ah, well, not involving me. Fortunately. She started talking about her favorite about halfway through our conversation. It was rather uncomfortable, actually.”
Jinx took another sip of her beer and shook her head. “Well at least she sounds…. nice?”
“She was. Very nice! Ish. Except she was a bit pretentious. Told me I didn’t have a real job because I didn’t have a boss.”
“I gotta be honest with you there, I stopped listening about two minutes in. So I have no idea what you’re still going on about but by the sound of it, I’m lucky to have avoided listening for so long.”
“You’re probably right with that one, it was a real mess. I mean, who orders steak at an Italian place!”
“Well that sucks man.. I don’t remember the last time I watched any of the Star Wars films…”
“How do you not watch them all the time? They’re cinematic masterpieces!”
“…does that mean you want the long sleeve crew or the v-neck?” Lilliana replied.
“Right! Sorry! Yes. Crew neck, please and thank you. How much would that be, again?”
“ -- and she didn’t even understand my Star Wars reference! Long story short, or long story long, I suppose, it was not a very successful date.”
Wow, Judith thought, I wished I had that kind of money. “Have you tried taking it to the store, Liam?”
Liam’s brow furrowed and he turned to Judith, a puzzled expression on his face. “That’d take a lot longer than just getting a new one. Plus, I didn’t get the warranty on it.”