The Confused Ramblings of a 'British Patriot'.

If you've ever wondered what the World looks like through the eyes of a right-wing conspiracy theorist, search no more! You need only ask and we will tell you: "What would Peter say?"

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"I am perfectly capable of doing the dishes it is good for my blood pressure to do exercise"

- Peter, on peak physical performance

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"Otters are usually sweet 😋 and cuddly And flap and honk a lot"

- Peter, on wildlife

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"nine years i have lived in this building and NOONE has EVER shat on the doorstep!"

- Peter, on high-class living situations

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"i do NOT Get obssessed over things! [...] i do worry about peoples bottoms"

- Peter, on the nature of obsession

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"The difference was that you, for some reason, didn't make a sexual advance on me."

- Peter, on 'for some reason'

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"well, i have to go and recline as it has been a long day for peter"

- Peter, on it being 16:55 after another day of doing nothing

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'it is evening'

Peter on it Being 12.46 in the Afternoon

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i am 20, i have been fucked in the ass by two guys, one came in my ass, another one didnt, i have given head but not swalloed (or spat), i have been jacked off loads of time, jacked other guys off, received head, had guys jack me off, rimmed all in all i have had full sex with one guy from when i was 13 to the age of 19. when i was 17, i met a guy and he sucked me off and masturbated me. when i was 19, i kissed and sucked a guy but didnt swalloed, as he didnt cum, later on another guy fucked me in a field but he didnt cum, we also kissed a lot. later on i sucked a guy off and kissed him, (again no cum swalloing) last year. i made out with a guy and touched him up, then this guy jacked me off and i came, we jacked off together, then on monday, i and this guy kissed, we jacked each other off and he sorta sucked me... well! all thorghout that time, i have NEVER ONCE HAD A RELATIONSHIP EVER :´-(

Peter on His Sexual Experience Part 2

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for some weird freaky reason i will talk about my sexual experience nicky - first guy, 2 years younger then me, cut, porthleven, we sucked and wanked each other. he fucked me twice, then he dumped me, he was ONLY a fuck buddy nothing more, sex relationship started when i was 13 and ended in 2002 when i was 19, yes that is right, BECAUSE WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE, I LEFT COLLEGE IN MAY 2001, AND I GOT BACK WITH NICKY IN THE AUTUMN OF 2001 AND THEN HE DUMPED ME IN 2002 PAUL - OLDER MAN, IN HIS 40'S, uncut, helston, one night stand, 2000. I ADVERTISED FOR BABYSITTING, HE ANSWERED, SAID HE WAS INTERESTED IN NUDE MODELLING, HE SUCKED ME OFF IN A SHED??? NEVER HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN ANDREW BLACKBURN - YOUNGER THEN ME, 17, UNCUT, TRURO. HAD TWO ONE NIGHT STANDS IN THE SUMMER OF 2002, I SORT OF SUCKED HIS PENIS AND HIS NIPPLES, ALSO WE KISSED. GREG - 33, UNCUT, KEA CHURCH FIELD, ONE NIGHT IN THE SUMMER OF 2002, FAT HEATHER TEXTED HIM THOUGH A DATING AGENCY, WE MET, KISSED, RIMMED A LITTLE AND THEN HE SORTA FUCKED ME, DID NOT CUM! GREG KIRRAGE - 17, UNCUT, THE CITY OF BRIGHTON AND HOVE, ONE NIGHT STAND, THE AUTUMN OF 2002. WE KISSED, SORTA SUCKED, AND HELD EACH OTHER NEVER HEARD FROM THAT BASTARD AGAIN ALEX - UNSURE ABOUT HIS AGE, CUT, HIS ROOM, WINTER OF 2003 (DID I REALLY GO A WHOLE YEAR WITHOUT SEX. THAT CANT BE RIGHT SURELY!!!). WELL WHATEVER, THAT MUST HAVE HAPPENED. ANYWAY. WE KISSED AND JACKED OFF TOGETHER, I LICKED HIS PENIS, I CAME, HE DIDNT JAMES CHURCH - 19, UNCUT, AUTUMN OF 2003, JUST TOUCHING, STRICTLY FIRST BASE BRUCE - 19, UNCUT, JAN. 2004. WE WANKED EACH OTHER OFF, WE BOTH CAME, THEN HE SUCKED ME SO, I HAVE GOT TO FIRST BASE WITH ONE GUY TO SECOND BASE WITH SIX GUYS TO THIRD BASE WITH ONE GUY SO THAT MAKES 8 IN TOTAL - TWO WERE CIRCUMCISED THAT IS THE AVERAGE FOR CIRCUMCISIED RATES OR SOMETHING

Peter on His Sexual Experience.

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Trying to 'Debate' with Peter is Like Pulling Teeth. Your Own. Whilst Being Kicked by a Horse.

Peter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1931_census_of_Palestine

Peter: look at the arabs population

Peter: about 800,000 ok

Jim: It doesn't have "arabs".

Peter: it divides it into muslims and christians

Jim: Yes not "arabs"...

Jim: You fuckwit

Peter: ?

Peter: so?

Jim: Then you are claiming that "arabs" and "muslims" are the same thing?

Peter: no...

Peter: i stated no such thing...

Jim: You said: "look at the arabs population about 800,000 ok"

Peter: yes that is what i said

Jim: But the article clearly reads "Muslims" it never mentions "arabs".

Peter: ummm

Peter: actually

Peter: "The division into religious groups was 590,390 Muslims, 83,694 Jews, 73,024 Christians, 7,028 Druze, 1,454 Hindus, 808 Sikhs, 265 Bahais, 156 Metawalis, and 163 Samaritans."

Peter: now

Jim: No mention of "arab".

Jim: Not one.

Peter: if you take ALL of those numbers together and subtract jews

Jim: You have replaced 'Muslim' for 'Arab'. In your head. That's what you've done.

Peter: you will see that it makes up 800,000 [Actually it makes up 673,288 but Peter hates maths. ed.]

Peter: no i did not

Peter: i included christians

Jim: It never once mentions "arabs" Peter

Jim: Just saying.

Peter: i know that

Peter: ok and?!

Jim: You claimed it did!

Jim: "look at the arabs population about 800,000 ok"

Peter: yes i was looking at all the other numbers apart from the jews

Jim: That doesn't make them Arabs asshole.

Peter: what else would it maake them?

Peter: then

Jim: ... Europeans? Asians? There could be any number of ethnic groups represented there.

Jim: It doesn't say.

Jim: You claim 'arabs' but there isn't a shred of evidence there to support that.

Peter: that is possible

Peter: it was an educated guess

Jim: No, it was bullshit.

Jim: You made it up and CLAIMED that the article stated it.

Jim: Fucking shoddy History that is.

Peter: that is your opinion

Jim: You're a joke and a charlatan.

Jim: Can't even make a simple point without distorting the facts. Pathetic.

Peter: this is an amazing video

Peter: god i love stephen harper so much

Peter: why cannot barrack hussein obama have the same courage

Peter: the same love for western values?

Peter: becase he does not

Jim: Oi Peter, stay on topic.

Peter: well actually

Jim: I'm busy showing you why you're wrong pay attention.

Peter: i opened the topic with this video

Jim: I asked you to show me proof of something. You linked to Wikipedia and then lied about what an article said to try and make a flawed point.

Jim: You're a joke.

Peter: that is your opinion

Jim: No it is fact. You tried to claim it had mentioned 'arabs' to support your point when, in fact, it never once does.

Jim: Your whole point is bullshit anyway

Peter: that is your opinion

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Peter has a Frind [Via Submission]

Peter: how can you dislike me we are friends

Shaun: We are not friends

Peter: yes we are

Shaun: I dislike you for many reasons

Peter: like?!

Peter: if you dislike me why did you add me

Shaun: You're sexist, you're racist, you called my friend Joel a half breed, you're an idiot, you're a paedophile, you don't listen to reason, anytime you're proven to be wrong you spout the same tired catchphrase, you're dole scum, you've no intention of getting a job, you're filthy, you're a xenophobe, you lack basic conversation and social skills and you seem entirely inept at being a human being.

Shaun: We are not friends

Peter: we are frinds

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'as you followed me, and then unfollowed me, thus causing me to get a pointless email for no reason, i blocked/reported you.'

Peter on STILL not working out how to turn notification e-mails off [Via Submission]

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Remove that post about St Merryn. St Merryn is NOT my friend!!!

St Merryn is a Village. It doesn't have a consciousness of its own, Peter.

The post is entirely accurate, in that it reflects an entirely accurate account of what you said at the time it was made. There is no reason to remove it that we can see.

    If you have offended yet another page owner on a social network, while funny, it is not our concern.

    Also, in future, would it kill you to say "please"? How rude you are.

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'sharia and sunni all follow the sharia to varying degrees.'

Peter waits. That's what he does. Sharia follows Sharia follows Sharia follows Sharia...

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Regular PSA

Just another reminder, lest you forget, of some Peter facts:  

  He is in his late-twenties.

He holds a Bachelor's degree and a Master's degree.

He writes articles for a far-right political group.

He has been on the sex-offender's register.

He has not had a job for over a year. Well over.

He is, medically at least, entirely 'normal' (as he insists on pointing out whilst referring to depressed people as 'lazy' and 'crazy').

     We felt it pertinent to remind readers of these things, in case there were any risk of people being concerned that there is anything 'wrong' with Peter.

There really isn't.

He's just horribly, horribly stupid.

And racist.

And bigotted.

And sexist.

etc.  

   This is the kind of person that far-right groups look up to. They, publish, read, and agree with the kind of nonsense this addled mind produces.

Something to think about there.

(Also not that for legal reasons, his last name has never been posted on this site. Nor are any links been posted on this site that could link 'Peter', in any way, to any person in real life. Any requests for items to be removed for legal reasons will be considered. No text on this site has been knowingly altered to distort Peter's words. Everything attributed directly to him here he has directly stated. Original screenshots available on request where possible. So keep threatening to sue, Peter - we're all above board here.)

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Peter has to Poke. Poking is Essential. Poke. Poke. Poke.

Peter: Why cannot i see your friend list?!!!!!!!!"""""

Jim: Have you your eyes closed? That could be it?

Peter: oh hey guess what ;)

Peter: i had a good hard look at my list ;)

Peter: and i saw that some of your friends were on there

Peter: so later on i am going to give them a good hard poking

Peter: although not your girlfriend

Peter: whom Facebook suggested that I ADD!

Peter: Can you believe it?!

Jim: Maybe it thinks you hold a childish grudge too long?

Peter: i dont

Peter: she deleted me from msn just as were going to have a discussion about islam

Jim: By the way, I deleted about 30 people and added 30 new ones since you copied my friend list onto paper.

Jim: :'(

Jim: So sad you cannot see the updated version

Peter: I See

Peter: It matters not

Peter: i still have some essential people on here

Peter: people that I NEEED TO POKE

Peter: Naturally i will inform you when i decide to poke them

Jim: Why is it essential that you poke some people that you've never met?

Peter: they look pokeable

Jim: Yes, but what makes poking them 'essential'?

Peter: tomorrow i will get up and give them a poke

Jim: Yes, but what makes poking them 'essential'?

Peter: they are pokeable

Jim: Yes, but what makes poking them 'essential'?

Peter: they are pokeable

Peter: 1!!

Jim: Yes but people are combustible. Does that make setting them on fire essential?

Jim: Just because they ARE 'pokeable' bears no relation to whether or not they need to be poked...

Jim: So how is it essential?

Jim: Essential to what?

Peter: I find it interesting to poke them... and i like poking people. Although i fail to see how it is your business.

Jim: You need a new hobby.

Peter: that is your opinion

Peter: I am going to bed

Peter: we shall speak in the morrow

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Peter: I have poked Leon ******

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'Very well, Onward! One of my dear friends reported the Happy Village of St Merryn to Facebook St Merryn is now sad and depressed I have the right to believe that St Merryn is sad and depressed if they feel otherwise they may sue me But they would not As the village is my friend!'

Peter on Depressed Villages