write it down

yes. fashionably late, as always.

Of course, I should have known. Please come down from there I have to kiss you… everywhere.

#i bought you so much useless shit. a gold encrusted comb? i bought it.#a nose ring covered in diamonds? it's yours.#thegodofdecay #purple prose~

oh, yes, yes. i'll do that immediately. after i shower you with A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF GIFTS.

i have arrived.

You’re 24 hours late.

yes. fashionably late, as always.

SURPRISE!

HOLY SHIT! What on earth are you doing? What is going on?

#[[ libxe is descending from the ceiling ]]#purple prose~

i have arrived.

SURPRISE!

thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay...

Um…. No? This is mine now you sent it to me.

uggggggggh.

at least get me a number.

i mean, look at me. i deserve a number.

thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay...

Oh… Well yes… but that is nice.

yes well, don't you look at it too much. show it to the cute boy you're with. that's more important than you seeing it, honestly.

#i can smell the lack of sex in the air.#sniff sniff.#purple prose~#thegodofdecay

thegodofdecay replied to your post:thegodofdecay replied to your post:that feel when...

Ew. You’re gross. GOD.

would a gross god do this.

#purple prose~

thegodofdecay replied to your post:that feel when your boyfriend has the chance to...

Who… says… I’m not?

me.

that feel when your boyfriend has the chance to get laid but doesn't?

incredible.

#purple prose~

oh, vell!!! YOU ARE!! ♥

#i’m so proud of you! my disgusting little boyfriend is all grown up and making passes at me!!!

Haha… I-I’m trying.. I-is it working?

yessssssss, oh yesssssssssss.

why don't you just. come. over. here!

libxe replied to your post:i want to kill you.i…

..are you…/being forward with me?/

Perhaps…