Lick My Peanut Butter

If I give you a nickel, will you tickle my pickle?

[phaxes]

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[endangered-justice-seeker]

Separation of young children, in fact any children, from their carer is child abuse, and I would love to see those who initiated and implemented this policy charged with this offence.

[distractful]

you can’t find me in someone else

[isaac]

someone: i love you

me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it

also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me

yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.

somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!

me externally: aww i love you too!!

[papifromdablock-deactivated2016]

if a girl sends u saucy pics u gotta lose ur shit and act like u never seen a titty before its jus etiquette

[prideprejudce]

guys i am in TEARS

[devindevout]

holy shit

[phantomonabudget]

[mcavoy]

there’s nothing more cathartic than screaming along to your favorite songs in order to calm yourself down while driving home. it’s better and cheaper than therapy.

[vintagecowboy]

Two more wilderness residents: the black bear and the grizzly bear.

[haloless]

Star Trek » Squad + Planet Symbolism

[naihve]

[mattybing1025]

Paul Newman MGM promotional portraits, 1962.

[damsellover]

Ziegfeld girl, 1920′s

[worldxshe]

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

when ur dumb as fuck and some1 expects u to read something

[dongboss]

i cant read this im dumb as fuck

[mesovideo-blog]

[fuck-yeah-pony]

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

[thotess]

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