firstname Lie, lastname Lover

any + neos (it/its main) - i yap. sometimes i lie. dont worry about it

[lie-lover]

howdy! firstname Lie, lastname Lover. i'm here to say stuff. nothing in particular. follow if you dare

About me: Lie, literally any pronouns + neos i dont care go nuts. i like sandbox games but also am in love with half-life. hobbyist artist of multiple flavors (digital, traditional, 3d, music, writer). mentally ill. in tf2 for the story and not the game

About the blog: i'm gonna say whatever comes to mind. should be entirely safe except for occasional swearing, trigger tags will be used when needed. be prepared for both spam and droughts, sorry lol

posts where i say things (text, maybe images): [#yapping about lies] - posts where i dont say things (images, no text): [#lies about yapping] - answering asks: [#other people's lies] - posts that do relatively well for my standards: [#hits]

queue runs 3 times a day, but if i get enough asks i'll bump it up.

[lie-lover]

hooooly shit dreams are just our brains forcing us to look at something different after not looking at things for long enough. the same way people will hallucinate in total darkness

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jealousy is a disease and bitch im terminal

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i wonder if elephants and octopuses and dolphins and crows have ocs too

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i wish i was not judged by how smart i am or what i can do but by how many people ive managed to make love me despite my flaws

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KIDS OF YOUR MIIS INHERENT THE QUIRKS FROM THEIR PARENTS OH MY GAAAWWWWWWDDD

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its so embarrassing having oc x canon for a character that doesnt even have a (full) canon design. like yeah this is my guy i specifically made for this other guy, i have no idea what he looks like though so i made it up

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copy of undertale that was sitting in my steam inventory for 8 years finally got sent out to my gay coworker who i forced to listen to undertale/deltarune ost on company time

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fnaf night 2 bonnie got to my door before 2 am. waited there so long he drained 40% of my power. immediately went to the backstage camera and did the rare screen. hello

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i shouldve known i was on the ace spectrum a lot sooner when i thought it was weird actors in movies would kiss people they werent in love with

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sheets of rain thick enough you cant even see down the road, wind ripping branches off trees, tornado siren actively going off. my weather app: "overcast, light rain"

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four people individually have dmed me about the tenna figure releasingYES. I AM AWARE. THANK YOU

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in my dream last night hl2vrai stream. they were in a sorta sewer section with water and grates and stuff. gordon was alone except for al?x who was just following him around, not really doing anything. she suddenly played this really fluid animation where she fell to the ground and clutched at her head, and her back split open. what looked like a red hitbox for a player character crawled out, stood up, and immediately switched to regular player animations, pulled out the fists tool and hit the now-ragdoll of al?x a few times. this hitbox was also silent and just followed gordon around, but this time actually like silently reacted to stuff or nodded/shook their head in response to questions instead of being completely uninteractive like al?x was. every time it did something a stretched rotating gif of it would appear on the food suit screen. and this wasnt explained gordon just roleplayed around it. eventually he met back up with everyone else (they had to split up for some reason? like the rest of them didnt wanna wade through sewer water or something) and they all completely ignored the hitbox even when it killed grigori by punching him to death he kept talking through his ragdoll til it despawned

[lie-lover]

artists rendition

[lie-lover]

in my dream last night hl2vrai stream. they were in a sorta sewer section with water and grates and stuff. gordon was alone except for al?x who was just following him around, not really doing anything. she suddenly played this really fluid animation where she fell to the ground and clutched at her head, and her back split open. what looked like a red hitbox for a player character crawled out, stood up, and immediately switched to regular player animations, pulled out the fists tool and hit the now-ragdoll of al?x a few times. this hitbox was also silent and just followed gordon around, but this time actually like silently reacted to stuff or nodded/shook their head in response to questions instead of being completely uninteractive like al?x was. every time it did something a stretched rotating gif of it would appear on the food suit screen. and this wasnt explained gordon just roleplayed around it. eventually he met back up with everyone else (they had to split up for some reason? like the rest of them didnt wanna wade through sewer water or something) and they all completely ignored the hitbox even when it killed grigori by punching him to death he kept talking through his ragdoll til it despawned

[lie-lover]

imagining a comic video thing in my head i wont be able to make properly. "i am death. you have been taken before your time; this cannot be undone, but i am able to grant you one wish as recompense." "i wish... to listen to all music that has been made by humanity, in order of creation- i wish to listen to it all." "...do you understand the gravity of your wish? every duplicate performance, every genre you have a distaste for, every commercial jingle, all is included." "yes, i understand that those will be listened to. but i believe you misunderstand the depth of my wish, as well. i wish to listen to all music, not just the recorded and published. every song sang in solitude, every hum to pass time while doing chores, every melodic word strung along for beloved pets, everything. all of it." "....your wish is granted." (fade into a shot of the night sky. something howls.)

[lie-lover]

when someone draws an asymmetrical characters with their details 'flipped', does it bother you?

yes, it bothers me

no, who cares

nuance / havent noticed this / etc

Voting ended onMar 13

this applies to both canon characters and OCs. i keep commissioning people and they keep drawing my asymmetrical characters with the details flipped, and it lowkey pisses me off. if youre an artist and you do this PLEASE tell me why i genuinely dont understand it