--- 18 - He/Him - Samuel --- My own little place to post my writings. Currently obsessed with Ryan and Matt from Kids with Problems. I am simply a smol gay male getting swol and dodging life's responsibilities.
do you know if ryan and matt have said that they're comfortable with shipping them? lately i've had thoughts that they might be super cute together but like. i REALLY hate the feeling that i might be intruding on them personally if i think that or pursue it at all, since they're like my biggest inspirations in everything and keep me going most days. thank you :] (ps, your writing is wonderful! seriously, you could write a novel lol)
Oh boy... I am not sure. I still watch them but I haven’t sat through every video so I can’t recall if they explicitly said if they are uncomfortable or not. I don’t write for this pair anymore because of that reason. Sometimes I feel kind of iffy about this myself, hence why I haven’t written anymore for years. Sorry I couldn’t have a better answer, I really hope you do find one! (And thank you for the compliment!)
Do you or do you know any acc that does ryanxreader. I can only find Ryatt
Oh lord I haven’t done anything on this account in FOREVER D: I don’t know who is kicking about the fandom now, so you honestly probably know more than me!! Sorry I can’t help you out more ;c
Jamie finally gathers his guts and skypes his friends, and they think he’s the cutest! Guess my last comic was feeling kinda mean without a nice conclusion, so here we go!
Also five years later they meet up and then they move in together and they’re all happy and it’s great
I’ve been in roadrat hell for so long and I finally decided to try writing something small with them. Inspired and building off this amazingly cute but heart breaking comic by the amazing browsdraws! Hopefully if I keep doing small practice things like this I can start writing bigger stories for the junkers~
Pepe is online
:Junkrat: wat did you do hana?
:D.va: I think it’s more fitting c:< don’t you?
:Junkrat: you right
:Pepe: I trust you with my account password, and this is the thanks I get? After all I’ve done for you?
:D.va: It was meant to be, Lucio!
Pepe changed his name to Frogger
:D.va: Lame
:Frogger: Order has been restored.
:Junkrat: yer password should get fixed to.
:D.va: Whose side are you on?! I thought we were FRIENDS, Junky!
:Junkrat: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
:Frogger: I’m his best mate, so he looks out for me! Ain’t that right, Jamie?
:Junkrat: course m8, of course!
:D.va: You both suck ass.
:D.va: And not in the good gay way either, Junky
:Junkrat: ;0 rood
:D.va: omg Jamie your English is something else! I’ll never stop being shocked and amused by your way of typing~
:Frogger: Hana, don’t you know? Australians aren’t bound by the normal laws of language. Everything and anything seems to be fair game.
:Junkrat: Oi think mah toiping speech is prehty gud thank yah very much
:D.va: jfc I can only imagine what you sound like when you talk! Why haven’t we done a skype call yet?
:Frogger: I don’t know about you, but I wanna see Jamie’s face more than hear his voice. (I’m sure it’s a wonderful voice though bro)
:D.va: YEAH! Send us a pic dude! You’ve seen what we look like!
Jamie’s smile fell as he read the messages. It’s true, he had never shown them his face, but that’s because he had seen theirs. Hana was undoubtedly cute and adorable, and even if Jamie was straight he couldn’t deny that Lucio was also attractive.
Ignoring the group chat for a moment, Jamie opened his laptops camera app and changed it to the selfie mode. His shoulders sagged more at the sight. His nose was crooked from all the times he had broken it, dirty looking freckles littered his entire face, and he didn’t even want to open his mouth and see his jagged teeth behind braces.
Jamie closed the app. Those were only the things they would see in a picture. They wouldn’t even see how fucked up his right side was, the scar covered stumps that were once an arm and leg. He didn’t want them to see.
:Junkrat: I don’t have a recent pic rn! Stop tryna perv on me you creeps c; maybe later I’ll take one
:Frogger: Awwwww! If you say so man!
:D.va: Boooooo D:<
Jamie laid back on his pillows, discarding his laptop to his side. He knew they meant well, but he couldn’t handle the idea of them being disgusted by him. It was bad enough that he got stared at in public for looking the way he did. Everyone judged him. Well, almost everyone.
He was pulled from his thoughts as his phone vibrated on the bedside table. Jamie blindly grabbed for it and after a few moments of struggling his hand wrapped around it and he looked at the screen. The contact name “Roadie” with a pig emoji shined brightly at him and he smiled. Speak of the devil…
:Roadie: We still on for this weekend?
:Jamie: yea we are. Are you free right now?
Mako always took a little long to reply back since the tiny keyboard caused issues for his bigger hands, but the wait still had Jamie on edge.
:Roadie: Yeah. You ok?
:Jamie: no
:Jamie: ya? I dunno I just wanna see you m8
:Roadie: Ok
Jamie knew that meant Mako would be right over, and he wanted to get up and make himself more presentable, but he couldn’t find the physical or mental energy to get up and do so.
:Jamie: thanks. Door should be unlocked
He made himself more comfortable on the bed while he waited for the familiar sound of a motorcycle coming up the road, busying himself with watching the group chat but rarely giving any input. Hana and Lucio were going off about different things. Video games, music, some new ARG that was happening in a game they all played, and other things that Jamie couldn’t really follow. It was after 20 minutes that he could hear Mako pulling into the driveway and another minute until he heard his mom tell Roadie that he was upstairs.
Jamie gave the bigger man a big grin when he opened the door. Mako gave him a small wave as he kicked his shoes off.
“So, why’d you want to see me so soon?” Roadie walked over to the bed and helped Jamie move the laptop (and himself) out of the way so Mako could sit and lean back against the headboard.
“Aren’t I allowed to want to see me best mate?” Jamie scrambled until he was leaning back against Mako’s stomach, looking up at the older boy who was raising a pierced eyebrow at him.
“Whenever you ask me to hang out there is usually some terrible idea connected to it. This time you only said you wanted to see me, which you only ever do when something is wrong. So spill it.”
Jamie pouted as Mako wrapped his arms around him, choosing to play with the ends of Roadie’s sleeves.
“I dunno, I was talking to Hana and Lucio and they asked me to send em a picture of myself and I just kind of, shut down? I guess I can describe it like that but who knows. Jus’ didn’ feel good afterwards. Felt like right shit cause they’re so nice looking and shit but then yah get to me and it’s like, whatever.” Jamie’s hand had stopped playing with Mako’s sleeve and had wandered down to run his fingertips across Mako’s open palm, tracing the small lines that littered his hands. “I just don’t want them to be disgusted by what they see I guess. They’re good friends and I dun wanna lose that.”
“If they’re good friends they won’t leave you if they think you’re ugly, which you aren’t.” Mako held Jamie’s hand in his and ran his free hand through the blonde hair that tickled the bottom of his face.
“Yah gotta say that though cause you’re with me.”
“I don’t have to say shit.”
Jamie tilted his head back to glare at Roadie. “You already barely say shit, mate.”
“Which means the few things I do say aren’t bullshit.” Mako smiled at the defeated look on Jamie’s face, knowing that he was right. The smaller boy just didn’t like it.
“So do you think I should send them a picture?” Jamie leaned over Mako’s leg and picked up his laptop with ease after years of doing it with one hand.
“Only if you feel comfortable doing so, which doesn’t seem like you really are.” Mako watched as Jamie got the laptop out of sleep mode and a group chat popped up. Jamie turned on the camera app.
“I’d feel way more comfortable if yah took it with me, Roadie. If yah want, that is…”
Mako looked at the screen and saw what an interesting sight the two of them made. With him being large enough to take up most of the screen and Jamie looking small compared to him despite being over 6 feet tall. He sighed and manhandled Jamie until he was sitting up straight so he could rest his chin on the smaller boy’s shoulder.
“Alright, I’ll do it.” The smile that appeared on Jamie’s face was enough to make Mako not regret this completely.
“Really?! Ok, let’s make it a good one then to make those pretty bastards jealous! Ready? Smile!”
just imagine Matt and Ryan fucking for the first time 👌👌
Oooooooh boy have I, and it's some good shit! First times are always a fun time (which is probably why I've written about it twice or more cause there's so many ways it can go)
“Dude, it’s fucking 7 in the morning, this really couldn’t wait?” Matt ignored Ryans whining, pulling the bigger man into his room and shutting the door behind them.
“We have the whole day to ourselves, I’m not letting that go to waste.” They were both still dressed in shirts and boxers, having only just woken up, but that worked out for what Matt had in mind.
“The day has to start at 7? Can’t it start at 9? Or 10?” Ryan huffed in annoyance when Matt shut him up with a quick kiss.
“Not for what I want to do.” Matt pushed Ryan over onto the bed so that he was lying on his back and Matt moved himself so that he could sit on Ryans waist. Looking down at his boyfriend, Matt felt his heart tighten.
Ryans hair was still messy from sleep, but his pupils were now blown, obviously haven figured out what Matt meant. Sunlight was filtering in through the curtains, covering the room in a warm light.
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.” Ryan was smiling up at him.
“That won’t be necessary. I plan to make you last for quite some time.” Matt was rubbing soothing circles into Ryans hips, until Ryan grabbed the back of his neck and dragged him down for a kiss.
It took a few moments for them to get use to the movement of each others mouth, but soon they had a rhythm going and Matt was running his hands down Ryans chest until his got to the hem of his t-shirt. With some help, he quickly got the shirt over Ryans head and threw it onto the floor. With the offending fabric out of the way, Matt leaned down to kiss at the bigger mans hips, trailing up his stomach and chest, taking pleasure in the breathless gasps that left his boyfriends mouth.
While paying extra attention to Ryans throat, Matt reached down and massaged the bulge that was forming in the Ryans pants. Ryan moaned and ran his hand through Matts hair, pushing his hips closer to the hand that was making his heartbeat stutter. Without warning, Matt pressed his own hips against Ryans, creating a torturous friction that made both men groan from the pleasure.
“You know, Ryan... I always loved the fact that you’re a full body blush kind of guy.” The blush that had started off as a small dusting across Ryans cheeks had moved all the way down to his collarbones, adding a splash of color against his skin. Matt laughed as Ryan ignored him and sat up to pull his tank-top off, no doubt wanting to shut him up.
It wasn’t long before Ryan was satisfied with the sight of Matts skin and pressed their lips together again, bringing his hands around to grab Matts ass so he could grind their hips against each other. Matt moaned and scratched his nails down Ryans chest, overwhelmed by the heat that was building inside of him and in the room.
“You have no room to talk, Matt, you’re no better.” Ryan kissed and bit his way down Matts throat, and back up to his ears. “But I’m not complaining. You look fan-fucking-tastic like this.” Ryan whispered as Matt reached down and pushed the fabric out of the way to set his erection free. Quickly getting out of his own boxers, Matt moved down the bed so he was face to face with Ryans cock.
“I always did aim to please. Now, keep your mouth shut, because I’m taking over this operation.” Matt smirked as his let his tongue run over the tip of Ryans dick, ignoring the bitter taste of precum and enjoying the loud groan that left his partner’s mouth. A hand grabbed the back of his head and pulled at his hair, making his eyes flutter from the pleasure.
Ryan was a mess above him, tugging at Matts hair as he laid back and voiced his pleasure. Matt swallowed Ryans cock halfway, loving the feeling of Ryan tensing up below him. The grip on his hair was getting tighter, but it only motivated him more. He wrapped his hand around the bottom of Ryans dick, using a twisting motion where his mouth couldn’t reach, and Matt kept his other free hand on Ryans hip to keep him from thrusting.
“Fuck, Matt... I’m so close...” Ryan whined when Matt pulled away from him, looking up to see why he stopped.
“I told you I plan to make you last. Which means you better be a good boy and continue to tell me when to stop, or else.” Matt moved so he was sitting back on Ryans thighs, silencing any protest that was about to leave his boyfriends mouth with a rough kiss.
Ryan was usually very good with orders when Matt gave them, but tonight Ryan was being a stubborn bastard; deciding to grab Matts ass with both hands and pull him forward, causing his clothed cock to slide against Ryans chest. Matt shot a dirty look down at Ryan, who only responded with a wink, and then a quick slap to his ass.
“Maybe I should bring out the restraints. You don’t seem to want to listen today.” Matt raised an eyebrow at Ryan, and his boyfriend put his hands up in mock surrender.
“I’m sorry, baby boy, I’ll be good. Promise.” Matt smiled as he sat up and slid his boxers off. After throwing the clothing to the side, Matt reached over to the bedside table and grabbed lube. He poured a generous amount onto his hands and reached behind himself to make sure he was still loose.
Ryan breath hitched. “Did you...?”
“Yeah. I woke up early and planned to get you here today, so I went ahead and made sure I would already be ready for you.”
“You’re gonna be the death of me...” Ryan groaned and put his hands on Matts thighs, tightening his hold in anticipation as Matt guided Ryans dick to his entrance.
Matt slowly let his body sink down onto Ryans cock, his breath hitching at the feeling of being filled up. Ryan moaned out loud, his head falling back onto the pillow as his hands dug into Matts skin.
When he was finally seated on Ryans waist, Matt rolled his hips, ripping a breathy gasp from himself and a soft growl from the bigger man. Ryan brought his hands around to grab at Matts ass, lifting him up and dropping him back down onto his dick.
Matt reached back to grab at Ryans hands, moving them so they were above Ryans head. “No touching. Grab the headboard if you have to.” Ryan groaned as he grabbed onto the headboard.
Pleased, Matt let his hands run up and down Ryans chest, taking a moment to tease and pull at one of his nipples, loving the little noises that slipped from the bigger mans lips.
With another roll of his hips, Matt smiled down at Ryan. “Don’t worry, you’ll be thanking me in no time.”
Matt moved up Ryans chest, sitting where his dick was right in front of Ryans mouth.
“Come on, you know what to do.” Matt grabbed at Ryans hair when the bigger man lifted his head up to wrap his lips around Matts length. He let Ryan suck him off for a few moments before pulling back, allowing his dick to rest against Ryans open mouth.
Ryans nails dug into the headboard as Matt stopped him from coming again. His legs were tense from trying to come and were starting to shake from exhaustion. Matt caressed Ryans legs as he kissed his inner thighs, all while keeping eye contact with the bigger man.
Ryan groaned as Matt counted down from 60 seconds. He was holding his hips up and off the bed as Matt fucked himself on Ryans dick, but he was slowly losing the ability to keep himself up. Matt slapped his waist.
“Keep those hips up, or else you’ll be waiting another half hour to come.”
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Ryans hands were limp above his head, his body covered in a very thin layer of sweat from exhaustion, face burning red from arousal, and eyes unfocused from pleasure.
Matt lifted himself off of Ryans dick for the tenth time, his own length twitching at the whine that left Ryans mouth. His composure was starting to crumble, wanting so badly to come, but Ryan looked so wrecked and Matt was loving it.
He wrapped his hand around Ryans dick, making sure his grip was tighter on the base to prevent Ryan from release.
“Please... Matt, oh fuck... Please let me come, it’s too much...” Ryans voice was hoarse from how much he had used it in the last 2 hours. Matt pressed a light kiss to Ryans mouth as his fingers slid across the head of his dick.
“Just a little longer, Ryan. You’re doing so well.” Ryan only whined at the overwhelming sensation of Matt stroking him, overstimulated from his boyfriends teasing.
Matt kept his hold on Ryans cock as he swallowed the head, letting his tongue lap up the precum that leaked from the tip. Ryan was too tired to even grab his head, only laying there and groaning at the mixture of pain and pleasure. Matt had to reach down to hold his own dick from coming at the sound of his boyfriend.
He didn’t let the torture go on for long, wanting to finish as much as Ryan, so he let the bigger mans length slip from his mouth.
“You’ve been so good, Ryan. How do you want to finish?” Ryans eyes were glazed over from lust and tears, and Matt felt like he could come at the sight alone.
“Inside you, with me.” Matt nodded before sitting back up on Ryan, lining himself up with Ryans dick. He felt Ryans hands move onto his hips, but he allowed it as he sat himself onto Ryans cock.
Matt pushed back his hair that had fallen out of place during his teasing, wanting to watch as Ryan came undone. He didn’t have much energy left, but Matt still managed to lift himself up and drop back down onto Ryan, causing both men to cry out from pleasure. Matt continued the slow but rough pace, feeling his orgasm rising fast, and let his hips roll forward.
Ryans nails dug into Matts thighs as he came, moaning loudly at the pleasure that washed over him. Matt followed close behind, holding his hands on Ryans chest as he released all over his and Ryans chests.
Matts knees shook from exhaustion as his senses came back to him, his limbs too sore and tired to even pick himself up. Looking up, Matt could see that Ryan was still recovering from their little session. He laid down so his head was on Ryans shoulder and reached up to run his hands through Ryans hair.
“Hey, how are you feeling?” Ryans eyes were still closed but he let out a soft laugh.
“I’m... I’m tired, but in a very good way. I think we should wait to start the day around 12.” Matt kissed Ryans cheek before moving to let his boyfriends dick slip from his body. He cringed at the empty feeling it left, and made his way to get up but was stopped by Ryans arms wrapping around his waist.
“Ryan, I gotta clean this up.”
“Mmmm... do it later. Sleep now.” Ryans voiced was laced with sleep, already set on the plan to go back to bed. Matt sighed. He wanted to clean themselves up, but he didn’t know if he could trust his legs to carry his weight.
“...Fine. But you’re gonna regret this later.” Matt laid back down on Ryans chest and snuggled into the bigger mans arms.
Matt was psyched about their newest sketch. They had been planning it out for awhile, Matt being the one to make the basic outline of it while Ryan and Mark helped him flesh it out.
Now it was time to actually film it, and Matt never imagined he’d be so turned on by a fucking fake uniform.
Ryan was having a blast in costume, strutting around, acting like a tough guy, and Matt hated to admit that it was somewhat endearing. He tried to keep his mind focused on the skit and the innocent thoughts, but that outfit...
“Ready to start filming?” Matt jumped at the sound of Mark’s voice next to him. He turned to face the smaller man and gave him a thumbs up.
“Yeah, I’m ready if you guys are.”
“Great! Then lets get this started.”
They had to re-film the scene where Ryan pressed Matt against a wall 4 different times before they finally got it right, due to the fact that Matt would lose his composure every time Ryan got up in his face. But after a few runs, they finally got it, and they managed to get through the first half of the skit with no other problems.
Matt was thankful when they finally called it a day and started putting things away. He desperately wanted to get out of the sun, sit down, and groan for the rest of his life. Ryan had been teasing him ever since the wall scene, getting in his personal space when they were off screen, telling him how he should wear the uniform more often, and in general just pushing Matt’s buttons.
He went into the house and headed for his room once everything was cleared from the backyard, and when is legs hit the edge of his bed, Matt fell flat onto it with a loud sigh that transitioned into a groan.
“Who would have thought a simple uniform would cause someone so much distress?” Matt groaned again at the sound of his boyfriend’s voice and he barely registered the sound of his door closing, then footsteps getting closer. “Matty boy here has a little kink, doesn’t he?”
“Fuck off, Ryan.” Matt buried his face in the mattress, wishing it would swallow him up so he didn’t have to deal with the embarrassment, but a light slap to the back of his thigh made Matt gasp in shock.
“I want you to look at me, Matt. Come on, that’s an order.” Ryan’s voice was deep and rough behind him, and Matt felt his body respond to the order before his mind could even process what had happened. Next thing he knew, Matt was lying on his back, looking up at Ryan who was still fully dressed in the police gear and climbing onto the bed.
“And if I don’t follow orders?” Matt smiled and pushed his hands up at Ryan’s chest to keep him away.
“Then you’re going to be in a whole lot of trouble.”
So... I’m back from the dead and have a brand spanking new laptop! But unfortunately, I’ve kind of moved on from the Ryatt/SuperMegaShip fandom. I still love the ship and the guys! But my life has been consumed by Overwatch and two very disgusting junkers. I’m going to be posting some unfinished Ryatt stories that I started months ago so that anyone can add onto them or use the idea that I started. Sorry you guys, since I know that literally all of you are here for that specific ship (cause its the only one I've ever written for on here)
You guys have been awesome, and have really helped me with my confidence in writing. I'm going into college now and I don’t know if this blog will become dead again, or if it will explode into a Roadrat hell. But no matter what, thank you for all the support and wonderful comments/tags/messages that you have sent me!
Heyyy back at it again with the only person drawing smut for this ship
Tagging @lieutenant-sin again because that’s where most of the ryatt shippers are ;0
Thank goodness I found someone else who ships these two, they're so perfect and I thOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
OH BOY YOU ARE NOT ALONE! There's actually a pretty good fandom for them building up now so there should be more content as the weeks go on~ hopefully I'll get back into the groove of writing for these two soon as well
Hey friend would u eva consider doing a high school AU ( with ryatt)
Not at the moment because as much as I love highschool AU's and many others, I personally can't write them because I feel like I don't do them justice, especially with real people. If you asked me to do it with fictional characters, then maybe, because you can stretch fictional characters a bit more (I think). Thank you for asking though!
Hey, I don't know how busy you are, but could you some day consider continuing the Matt/Ryan/Mark threesome ficlet thing? It was really really good!
Hey, sorry for disappearing for ever, but i’m kind of stunted right now with my writing. It might be due to the fact that my life has been consumed by Overwatch and Junkrat. Hopefully I can find some spark of creativity to continue writing about Matt and Ryan, but for now I’m working through some things. Thank you for your patience~
What kind of a relationship is it? (Romantic, friends with benefits, enemies who hatefuck, etc.)They are dating, straight up boyfriends, some more gay ass shit
Who tops?Ryan but Matt is definitely a powerbottom
Who initiates sex?Matt
Who finishes first?It changes day to day but they often finish together
Fast and rough or slow and gentle?Both (definitely lots of rough and slow too)
Favorite kinks?They’re both really into threesomes, Matt’s a total voyeur (whether its Ryan watching him or others watching him with Ryan), and Ryan likes being able to pick Matt up and sort of toss him around when they get rough
Favorite pic each has of the other(s)?Ryan’s favorite picture is of Matt in nothing but his underwear, sprawled sideways across their bed with his feet propped up on the wall and head dangling off. Banana is sitting on the floor licking his forehead. He looks absolutely miserable. It gets hot in LAMatt’s favorite is actually of them both. It’s a selfie in which Ryan is practically attacking a shirtless Matt’s neck with love bites and kisses from behind. Ryan is glancing up into the camera and smiling slightly. Matt has more than a few marks on his neck already.
What was their first time like?Honestly, it was all very jokey and neither were even sure if it was really going to happen that night but lo and behold, giggly sex ensued. That also happened to be when Ryan accidentally moaned “I love you” as he came to which Matt replied “Fuck!” as he too climaxed. After collapsing onto the bed in the afterglow, Matt explained that he’d meant to say “I love you, too” but his dick interrupted him.
