Lieutenant Snoy

When they made me, they broke the mold.

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[relishboi]

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

[relishboi]

this picture literally is divine influence

[hminteresting]

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

[relishboi]

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

[hungwy]

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

[scenicroutes]

oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american girl” line because 

the line literally enables girls to create a doll that looks like them

including a wide array of non-white skin tones and non-european features

like black dolls with curly and textured hair

or asian dolls that appear to have epicanthic folds

and they’ve also released accessories like doll-sized wheelchairs, hearing aids, and crutches so that girls who aren’t able-bodied or are hard of hearing can have a little friend who shares their experiences

and they’ve even begun to offer dolls without hair for little girls who have alopecia or have lost hair while battling cancer

and basically if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face

[musingsandobsessions]

Also: SERVICE DOGS. 

IT’S SO CUTE IT EVEN HAS TRAINING TREATS. You go American Girl. 

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They also consulted the Nez Pierce when making their Kaya doll and that’s why her smile doesn’t show teeth, among other things, and they’ve released some beautiful, and accurate, modern Powwow regalia for her.

[justplainsomething]

Also they’ve been offering all this stuff since I was still getting the catalog. I just turned 29, so if I’m going to guess, that means they’ve been offering these options since at least 1996ish.

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate

[just-shower-thoughts]

There should be a noodle brand named “Karma” so people can make themselves a cup of “Instant Karma”

[just-shower-thoughts]

If someone sued over luggage, it could be a suit suit or a case case.

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[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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