Life Advice With Mars

I'm Mars, and here is where I share my life experience

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Don't make a blog if you're not prepared to actually run it.

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Actually STUDY FOR CALCULUS.

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Do your homework before working out.

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Always check which blog you’re reblogging to.

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Always rinse with mouthwash after a midnight snack, or your mouth will taste like death.

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Always buy a gun belt. Even if you don't shoot. They're durable as hell.

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If you’re colorblind but like to do art, just google whatever color you want.

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Using big letters makes you look like a dick.

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Don’t use shampoo as lube. Especially anything with pineapple in it.

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