Pampeii, Italy

My interests include dogs, city skylines at night, and "Can You Waffle It?" videos.

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

ADHFMCKESBKGGJDDD

[micdotcom]

[sovietnam]

[wizcoylifa]

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

[burntspoons]

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

me

[ladygolem]

hair: detachable

torso: crushed

dick: out

the lower half of my body is forcibly ejected from the hydraulic press at ninety miles an hour

[imyouraziraphale]

I arrive at Weehawken.

time: dawn  guns: drawn  you’re: on 

[imyouraziraphale]

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM NEW JERSEY. 

[ithelpstodream]

I needed these and I figured you do, too.

[marvelousgoatgirl-deactivated20]

I love how Biden is always the troublemaker and Obama’s always cleaning up his mess

[gucci-chanclas-deactivated20180]

[celebsofcolor]

Michelle Obama for VOGUE

[squirreledelman]

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

[lifehandsulemons]

jefferson and madison: we fought with him

philip: me? i died for him

washington: me? i trusted him

angelica, eliza and maria: me? i loved him

burr: and who am i? that's a secret i'll never tell. xoxo gossip girl

[yaboydeactivating-deactivated20]

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

[another-nonsense-deactivated201]

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

[lasombritas]

oh

[impulsemuppet]

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

[fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de]

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

[trom-boners]

[thebelchers]

[snnzzz]

[niqabisinparis]

y'all need GOD

[i-got-your-bible-and-your-gun]

[justmelvin]

One can hope…

[girlmelaniexo]

My heart fills with peace just looking at this picture.

[thebiglesbian]

Don’t worry, everyone. When President Trump does nothing about climate change, Florida will be the first to go.

[elonmuskisabitch]

i thought george bush was the worst possible thing to happen to the US but at this point i’d welcome his sorry ass back with open arms. mccain + palin is a dream team compared to that ugly ass jack o lantern looking fuck and mike “i hate the gays” pence. i’d hoot and holler for ol’ uncle mitt and all his binders full of women if it meant trump wasn’t elected