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NOT DEAD JUST REALLY BUSY ALL HEADCANONS WILL BE POSTED EVENTUALLY

Greetings peoples! Welcome to Lifesteal Headcanons!! I'm Mod Nix, or @felicityphoenix5! heres some things you should know:

I use xe/xem pronouns

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As of may 9th 2024, header image is no longer a WIP!! postpartum depression rekrap for life (image subject to eventual change probably)

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after a while working on contraptions in cramped closed quarters together, the boundaries of personal space between partykillers kind of dissolved.

during the rare occasion where they would interact with other people, theyd get weird looks thrown at them. this is lifesteal, the deadliset server! you cant share personal space with someone thats how you get dead!!!

only between each other though anybody else tries and they get smacked or hissed at. and as the team up deteriorated, squiddo began to be slightly uncomfortable with it

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Rek is the embodiment of “died and came back wrong” but he likes the fact that he came back “wrong”. He sees it as an opportunity to just let loose and go crazy like he never did the first time he was alive. He’s still scared of the pain of dying but he’s not scared of the consequences of death anymore. He does have to wear protective gear or else he’ll start burning in sunlight tho

Being reanimated also lets him push his body past its physical limits, he just needs to stitch himself back together sometimes (everyone just thinks he’s strangely good at surgical stitches for no reason). He keeps the fact he was reanimated very well hidden with a pleasant smile and his baggy clothes, but he’s still got an air of creepiness that lingers around him.

(Also yk in The Owl House when sometimes Eda would detach her hand? He does that too)

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Loppezz likes to curl up next to others when they sleep to steal all their body heat. Most often tho she lays completely starfished on top of the other person

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i get why moth and squid squiddo are such popular themes in fanon. but i NEEED people to start tapping into the genius that is fox squiddo. joyful and whimsical? check. clever and deceptive? check. similar to a mix between a dog and a cat? check. orange? ABSOLUTELY!!! plus fox squiddo paired with wolf ashswag... it's straight PEAK. or what about with rabbit jumper?? dog wifies?? cat pili???

on a similar note, as a huge bird lover, i'm shocked that squiddo, atleast her ls self, isn't depicted as with wings often. considering she drew herself with wings to represent her god powers in her videos. yknow atp ls's squiddo's species is literally Anything and Everything since she's glitched out far past the limits of normality. something about being able to manually rearrange and change your own code.... like the minecraft equivalent of a shapeshifter ☝️

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LS!ClownPierce eats cream cheese straight from the tub with pickle sticks.

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rek is either completely insane or compartmentalizing trauma

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HOW WATCHERS WORK

Active: people who are not a part of the currently active season but have been in the past.

Temporary: perma-death. Kind of like ghosts more than Watchers but they're lumped together.

Former: People who WERE Watchers but came back. Usually don't have ALL of their powers but are still clearly Changed by their experience. Only get the powers in that server specifically. Also not 100% guaranteed that they will retain these powers if they return.

Former (cross-server): People who became Watchers, joined a server OTHER than the one that Ascended them, but kept their Watcher powers. Only Grian and will forever only be Grian, because the concept of Watchers was new and even They had to have a learning period.

This is most Branzy lore, as he doesn't remember being a Watcher, he just knows he was one and has the powers to prove it. It's also why his current season ambitions are fucking INSANE because being a Watcher boosts your ego for a while. He'll chill out next season. (Probably)

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4CVIT would eat four whole tubs of ice cream if offered. especially if it's strawberry.

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I haven’t seen any hcs for the newer members yet :( but joint hc for 4C and Katie (since her announcement video referenced Bannerfall)

To 4CVIT, the events of Bannerfall were entirely real and actually physically happened to him. He was in legitimate Parkour Hell for like half a month and remembers it as the absolute worst time of his life. From Katie’s POV she was just LARPing on a little indie computer game Owen and Apo were developing together.

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One I use all the time in my fic drafts: Kab pretends to be bad at fighting so she doesn’t have to AND so they can get the drop on ppl if she wants.

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hey chat I just thought of a really good idea and thought i’d do an interest check

would you be interested in participating in a fic challenge based on this blog?

yes !!

maybe

no

fourth option for bald people (nuance)

Voting ended onAug 15

It would be loosely modelled off of @au-roulette, where you are randomly assigned three prompts and pick which ones (or all three) you want to write about !! except in this case people who want to write something about princezam, as an example, would click a link to a spinner wheel containing all the headcanons about princezam, spin it three times, and get three headcanons to pick and choose from !! You could spin for multiple characters as well, and any length of fic will be accepted at any time, no deadlines or word counts.

deadline for which headcanons would be added to the wheels is prooooooooobably going to be when s8 ends ? who knows tho hashtag wait and see :P

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mods im being misunderstood in the comment section i need you to put me down. like a dog

ok *kills you*

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doesnt really matter so you dont have to post this if you dont want to but AlloAro rek truther here as a small continuation to clear up misunderstandings, I dont believe ace people are more Pure or Innocent but I believe a lot of the fandom does (consciously or subconsciously) and thus apply it to Rek. which is why im putting ace rek on the shelf you can have ace rek back when you CHARACTERIZE HIM PROPERLY its like an extension of the babying i see applied to rek a lot. STOP BABYING HIM !!! HE CAN BE ACE WHEN ITS NOT BEING USED TO BABY HIM!! thank you for coming to my ted talk

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aspec4aspec squidswag. for all of the various a's btw aromantic asexual agender autistic adhd even more if your heart so desires

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whenever anyone wants to plan a surprise birthday party they always shove the blame on Squiddo cause of the whole birthday bandit thing— no one ever considers how the other birthday event she did went and why the people on the receiving end tend to get a bit nervous when they hear that apparently Squiddo planned this party

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Wait Girl Scout Jaron hc is actually so silly. Might I add (as a lifelong Girl Scout):

- There’s more than just the typical green uniform (which is for Juniors, scouts around middle school age) so I think he would’ve worn the tan vests that are used for the oldest scouts (Cadettes/seniors/ambassadors, around high school age) to keep with his preexisting color palette

- Somehow he already had tons of badges and fun patches on his uniform

- He did pop-up booths EVERYWHERE. If there was ever an event where other players were present, he rolled up with a collapsible table and a sign. Even if it was just a small gathering between two players, Jaron Would Find Them.

- He did indeed have Thin Mints