andromeda

call me andy!! i do not support shoplifting, this is all roleplay.

[lifterihardlyknowher]

introductory post !!

hai !! this is my rp blog, please dni if you arent also a l1fting rp blog! for privacy's sake, i go by andromeda, but you my love can call me andy! :3

i am located in the uk

im a minor, mostly learning the craft before i start regularly l1fting, because i have currently no mode of transport apart from my parents driving me, i live way too far from any towns to walk ;d

my mama is aware of my l1fting, shes worried about it but she understands my reasoning, and shes lowk encouraging now so we LOVE jane here guys everybody applaud for jane!!!

my dad is an asshole and he would FREAK if he found out, we hate michael here guys everybody boo

i am VERY talkative and my posts might be lengthy and messy, im sorry!!!

im not sorry idk why i lied

im a huge lesbian and i HATE tr#mp, get the FUCK off my page if you dont. get off my page if you are racist, transphobic, homophobic, misogynistic, ableist, anything like that

my moral compass can be pretty fucked with certain things, but i dont stand for cruelty of any kind (unless we're in the bedroom if you know what i mean)(BEAT ME UP)

i love love love receiving asks, dms, questions, advice, ANYTHING!! please dont be shy :3

please dont interact if you interact with anything other than l1fting/🧬/related content, i dont wanna be seeing e/d shit on my feed dawg

STOP USING FUCKING TAGS ON L1FTBLR?? do you WANT to get caught?? what is ur issue im crying

my wishlist

makeup (more difficult for me cause i only use organic products)

clothes

grocery (my parents pay way too much on food because they insist on only eating organic shit, which is good for you yes but it means we dont have enough money for other necessities and is honestly not very smart of them. so im gonna help my mama as best i can)

gifts for my girlfriend (l1fting 🤝 gift giving love language)

books, mostly related to anatomy, surgery, astronomy, ancient egypt, witchcraft, kemeticism, crime, law (i am a HUGE nerd i fear im most excited for this)

plushies/toys/stuff i was denied as a child (who says crime cant be healing?)

room decor

hygenic necessities (toilet rolls + pads + tampons)

motorcycle gear (im so excited to get my license)

ill probably edit all of this later, its too long dawg nobody is reading allat

[richlyfter]

interact if you’re uk lyfters 🤗

[lifterihardlyknowher]

does any1 know how to get out of imp0rt f33s from up$? i had no warning when i ordered, its from a small business so im not 🧬ing btw, but there was literally no indication that there would be fees, and its £50 mind u.. im not paying that dawg

should i just contact customer $ervice?? has anyone had this issue before?

[baby-win2na]

opening my evil tumblr acc to look at all my evil críme besties updates & getting a face full of literal butt ass naked porn..... tumblr is sexually harassing me atp

[lifterihardlyknowher]

i really wish there were more uk based l1ft!ng blogs 💔

[stellastar-17]

active on l1ftblr april 2026???

[lifterihardlyknowher]

since theres not much info on british grocery stores, i went to my local w@*trose yesterday to test the waters

i lowkey could’ve stuffed the leggings underneath my jeans FULL of food if i knew how easy it was because i was literally going back and forth across the store, looking up at the ceiling, revisiting the same aisles like 4 times, acting shady as fuck and nobody cared or even looked at me

i probably shouldnt have taken anything at all considering i wasnt planning to so i was acting suspicious but i took a chocolate bar just to prove to myself its not that hard. walked with it for a few minutes, took it to the coffee aisle that i dont think had a camera, crouched down to use my back as a blindspot and shoved the chocolate in the waistband of my leggings as i inspected some instant coffee

i know nobody needs this as a tutorial, especially not this long for a singular bar of chocolate HELP

but this blog is mostly for my documentation, and incase im doing stupid shit i can get called out before its too late (no need to call me out on scouting and lifting on the same trip, im never doing that again ;3)

also i really like talking so my posts will be infrequent (until i get my own mode of transportation) but lengthy

[lifterihardlyknowher]

i really need to go back with the scarf + bag method after a month or so

i wanna get some disguises too ;33

[lifterihardlyknowher]

since theres not much info on british grocery stores, i went to my local w@*trose yesterday to test the waters

i lowkey could’ve stuffed the leggings underneath my jeans FULL of food if i knew how easy it was because i was literally going back and forth across the store, looking up at the ceiling, revisiting the same aisles like 4 times, acting shady as fuck and nobody cared or even looked at me

i probably shouldnt have taken anything at all considering i wasnt planning to so i was acting suspicious but i took a chocolate bar just to prove to myself its not that hard. walked with it for a few minutes, took it to the coffee aisle that i dont think had a camera, crouched down to use my back as a blindspot and shoved the chocolate in the waistband of my leggings as i inspected some instant coffee

i know nobody needs this as a tutorial, especially not this long for a singular bar of chocolate HELP

but this blog is mostly for my documentation, and incase im doing stupid shit i can get called out before its too late (no need to call me out on scouting and lifting on the same trip, im never doing that again ;3)

also i really like talking so my posts will be infrequent (until i get my own mode of transportation) but lengthy

[lifterihardlyknowher]

my mama is getting so supportive of my l1fting that shes straight up making requests

[lifterihardlyknowher]

would £250 on c1d3r work?? 🧬 ;3

[lifterihardlyknowher]

why does tag filtering just straight up not work?? i have filtered out as many ed tags as i can and its STILL half of my feed dawg

[lifterihardlyknowher]

any uk l1fters know which gr0c3ry st0res are best to l1ft from?? i usually shop at wa1tr0se but theres sometimes Ip there and ive seen 3 employees speed walk after a beeper which i am not fucking with, so im probably not gonna do big l1fts. i was thinking aIdi, $ainsbury$, lidI, t3sco, etc?? all advice is welcome! ;33

[lyftfordays]

Reblog for successful hauls and boosting luck

[sacredtears1111-deactivated2026]

how to lyft a happy family (especially a father) no glue no borax no dna no LP no cameras

[lifterihardlyknowher]

i need to make sure i dont get too fixated on lyfting.. ive been researching on lyftblr for literally 3 hours straight and i dont think ive blinked in 4 minutes when i find a new hobby/rediscover one, i get super obsessed for a while and nothing else exists to me until the next 💔

[lifterihardlyknowher]

does anyone know how to lyft funko pops?? my girlfriend loves them and i want to get her some

[lifterihardlyknowher]

better yet, wheres an easy place to 🧬 them from??

[lifterihardlyknowher]

my entire feed is furry art and ed/sh blogs.. WHO is interacting with this please give me my lyft hauls and 🧬 lists back