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@apollolifts: BRO wtf i didnt kno u were jacked like that what the hell hahahahaha are u sure u need my help

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TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: whoa shit ahahaha small world bro! Apollo: aw fuck yeah we don't have a soccer expert unless jessie joins us lfg

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: LOL wait Emilio: am i lowkey coming for jessie's spot Emilio: introducing you to diego AND being your soccer bro lfg!!!

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: omg bro don't tell her she'll be on my ASS

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: MY LIL SNOOPY LOL Emilio: well elena but her brother arturo too Emilio: they're both like crazy tight with ivy Emilio: sick!!!!! man i can't wait Emilio: TRUST if they ask anything about soccer i'm your GUY

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: whoa shit ahahaha small world bro! Apollo: aw fuck yeah we don't have a soccer expert unless jessie joins us lfg

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: omg yeah Emilio: my buddy's friend ivy works there LOL Emilio: LFG?????? Emilio: you rly don't mind me crashing omg?

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: wtf i know ivy! who's ur buddy? Apollo: bro nahhhh the more the merrier

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: omg dw that's chill i'd just be there for the love of the game!!!!! Emilio: LOL Emilio: bro I'M proud of me i'm psyched asf

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: we meet @ 7 at the black dog do u kno it?

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: TRIVIA NIGHT????? Emilio: now that shit is so cute wtf Emilio: omg see i knew going to the gym would help me make bros!!!!! best day ever

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: autumn gets rlly into it just a warning Apollo: hahahaha there u go bro ur girl is gonna be proud of u

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: NAAAAAAAAH MY HEAD IN MY HANDS RN FR Emilio: snoop dogg you gotta MOVE IN RN

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: BROOOOOO THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING Apollo: i'm gonna get him to invite her to trivia night Apollo: u should come bro!

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: LOL yesssssss Emilio: omg Emilio: wait that's so stinking cute wtf Emilio: so she's like super into him??? and he's oblivious??? BRO PLS Emilio: SNOOPY 2.0 MY KING I AM ROOTING FOR YOU?

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: NAH BRO HE'S SUPER INTO HER TOO

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: aw he's your snoopy LOL Emilio: omg yeah????? Emilio: bro you really DO know all the gossip tell me more

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: omg yeah bro he's my snoopy i'm gonna tell him that Apollo: bro it's so fckn cute like he's friends with this girl who like proposes to him every damn day but he doesn't think she likes him like that

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: oh yeah??? tell me more Emilio: he into you???

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: aw nah not like that Apollo: u kno when ur just too good friends w someone for any of that shit to happen? kinda like u and ur snoopy pal. that's me n perry Apollo: i'm actually rooting for him n his new girl tho Apollo: she doesn't know she's his girl yet but i'm watchin n i'm seein

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: LMAO Emilio: BRUH Emilio: DID I NOT CALL YOUR IG HOT TBF Emilio: it's a family thing what can i see Emilio: you're fine as shit!!!

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: hahahahahah just teasing bro Apollo: i usually pull this shit on my roommate just to be him go super fckn red lmao

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: DAMN the sun god!!!!!! that's hot as HELL LMAO Emilio: wait no pun intended LOL Emilio: bruh hahahaa Emilio: nah you're right tho Emilio: major greasy vibes Emilio: apollo's legit the coolest name ever wtf Emilio: ig it checks out since your cousin is a literal god Emilio: apollo creed type!!!

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: hahaha thanks bro Apollo: emilio's p cool as well Apollo: nahhhhhh ur out here calling SCOTTY a god ffs i gotta go post a thirst trap for an ego boost now

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: LMAO well good news i got a whole catalogue Emilio: BRO IDK Emilio: i'll get back to you on the name front Emilio: and put in a good word obvs Emilio: speaking of names tho bro omg APOLLO? Emilio: talk about greek god shit!!!

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: hahahaha bro what do u want me to say Apollo: named after the sun god iktr Apollo: it's a cool name yh? not nolan Apollo: nolan makes me think of like a sad lil greasy man

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: LOOOL HEY i ain't tryna stroke nothing!! Emilio: wait LOL Emilio: i swear i'm not making sex jokes on purpose maybe this is why i ain't allowed bro friends Emilio: omg idk man she's looooowkey got a thing for this roadie Emilio: i can't remember his name tho LOL Emilio: n..i..co? uh Emilio: nolan????? Emilio: something with an n bruh i told you i'm bad at this

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: broooo u gotta quickly realise that having bro friends means making a whole lotm ore sex jokes than that lol Apollo: nolan?? is that a real name?? aw poor guy Apollo: icb i'm losing my chance w poppy martin to a roadie with a dumb name

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: LOOL BRUH Emilio: tbf i am scrolling your insta rn........... man you can have anyone you want are we JOKING RN Emilio: those arms are WEAPONS wtf Emilio: LOL yk you're so right Emilio: i'm like p sure poppy is hooking up with some roadie though does that count as gossip???

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: hahahaha BRO i've already said i'll take u on u don't need to stroke my ego Apollo: (keep going) Apollo: omg wtf tell me more this is juicy

TEXTING: APOLLO Emilio: wait rq should i be setting you up with poppy or diego LOOL Emilio: sick man i can't wait to meet the gang!!! Emilio: aw nah he's alright tho. he's mad chill Emilio: LOOOL not you answering my earlier q i gotta start reading my messages before i reply fr!!!! Emilio: honestly idk bro he ain't introduced me to nobody! i'm rooting for you tho dw

TEXTING: EMILIO Apollo: bro set me up with whoever u want i'll take henry too Apollo: broooooo u gotta get in on that gossip that's what having a famous cuz is for trust me i'd kno