Somewhere stoned. 🖕🏼

Just one phrase and a finger! GO FUCK YOURSELF🖕🏼

[achillesinhighheels]

[twitterandigquotes]

[lightbrightkeesh]

What’s your IG 👀👀👀

Must think I’m stupid, tell me who you are first ?

[sweetandsourmotivation-deactiva]

Don’t flirt with me. I give crazy head

[catchymemes]

[lightbrightkeesh]

No fr definitely got that man fired, it was worth it tho😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[unholyblissafterdark]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Little Johnny was doing his maths homework

He says out loud, “One plus six, that son of a bitch is seven. Four plus four, that son of a bitch is eight.”

His mum overhears this and is shocked! she says to him, “What are you doing Johnny?”

Johnny replies, “I am just doing my maths homework.”

“And is this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asks.

“Yes,” Johnny replies.

The mother is now angry and immediately phones Johnny’s teacher, “What on earth are you teaching my son in class?” she asks.

The teacher replies, “Right now, we are learning mathematical addition.”

The mother asks, “And are you teaching them to say one plus six, that son of a bitch is seven?”

After the teacher stopped laughing hysterically, she answers, “What I taught them to say was, one plus six, the sum of which is seven.”

[lightbrightkeesh]

😂

[jadiah]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[lightbrightkeesh]

🤡🤡🤡

[catchymemes]

[d-s-9]

They making all these new apps and I’m still picking tumblr over them.

[fluffygif]

Sweetest baby ducks  🐥

[classycookiexo]

[thedankmemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog to wish spongebob a happy birthday!

[aidashakur]

[ousia-poetica]

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