[rantings of] the Angry Asian Lawyer

I'm that lawyer with that post about crying and I'm just trying to cope with the fact that I'm no longer allowed to write critical papers about gossip girl or disney movies for women's studies courses. my read shelf:

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This week on sneaking protein to my toddler: quinoa carrot cakes with feta and cinnamon. https://www.instagram.com/p/CpTcEzDpEoggR1PD9xocnNo6h6gqkRpZmOmb-k0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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SUPER proud of this original knit design! Realized I could make anything out of hexagons and triangles? So I decided to make a reinforced laptop bag for a friend! @phantom42 you’re welcome 🥰 https://www.instagram.com/p/CoIYV67p4fZxp0oaxTyhX_SRmp9BY5H6ttgJlc0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Currently episode of Sneaking Meat to my Truculent Baby: a thrilling con involving #happybaby pancake mix, a fruit/veggie pack, #gerber baby beef, honey, cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves. For all my mamas out there—super easy, and top with your LO’s fav sweet or savory spread. Mine is peanut butter or strawberry cream cheese 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/CnkF-tWJBokD7zSHB9OAF4rZGCwcSl4KRBF9HI0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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#sleigh https://www.instagram.com/p/CmZEtnhuPew3NdbScx2an_Pov5ipSDHMrq77os0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Homemade fizzy raspberry caramel mocha, made with spindrift seltzer, #seaoftheives cold brew, and coffee ice cubes. https://www.instagram.com/p/CmKIzTiJ83WrcEfICmgsZkuyJ4nlkU3KhGr_0g0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Hair long enough to comfortably wear in braids at night #feelingmyself https://www.instagram.com/p/CmJwzU7OXOnyIUwXbufY7RtmsxwuFt4vaIi1W80/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Went to the office for the first time in months. Rainy, so I wore boots. Boots instantly disintegrated as soon as I got in. Result: shoes that look like they’re about to get the Dip from the Judge of Toon Town 😂😂 (yes I had to rubber band then together and no it did not really work) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl2AkdDp97Jjnj9EGU5MLhFjvutL133HYAO4140/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Shhhh!! Finally finished the knitting/cross stitch portion of my parents Xmas quilt. Nobody tell them what the Christmas goblin got them! https://www.instagram.com/p/ClmFzyrpUd9hmgALSSI-Vg4x5s-zpOKp5R6x6k0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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When you wake up with going out hair but it’s clearly a #soupseason Saturday https://www.instagram.com/p/ClJXqiNu_uuk5Dp1tiRtQ2BjJgSpwuowLbt7Fk0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Baby ham and cheese bites: a tiny bit of olive oil spread, gerber baby ham spread on the bottom, shredded cheese and garlic lime seasoning on top of Hawaiian sweet roll bread, put in the toaster oven. My baby is bougie and wants FLAVOR https://www.instagram.com/p/CktRAyXppI7mNVeYxqQ1MJiYo_smsd2QT5rZZY0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Steampunk business casual? https://www.instagram.com/p/Cki3bVsJEtrK56HEp2BB06LLLETy8I2NFCEGv00/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

As a pictures of Taika Waititi connoisseur I have noticed the following Types of Taika Photos

1. he looks like he’s a small child sitting for school photo day

2. he is being slutty/stupid on purpose bc he thinks it’s funny

3. he is overcompensating for not knowing what to do with his hands by doing something really weird with his hands

4. oh good god the jawline, holy shit

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Supporting Evidence

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

Exhibit D

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It’s fall, y’all! https://www.instagram.com/p/CjTaOyapSauRoq6TpWyFpdzTc5vFfMeT2CCgwk0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Absolutely obsessed with my new corset crop top hoodie https://www.instagram.com/p/CjRBQ8QJCx1KdYNtdcgfwoRlKJwFss_9z3As240/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Soooo proud of my first full sized #knitted #quilt! Designed for my nieces bday; cross stitch on knitted Afghan panels. Yes, it sparkles! The backing is a glow in the dark fleece throw because I hand sew everything and thus, hate hemming. https://www.instagram.com/p/CjQqbKeJPMV6zQD0hkeJLKmMsIV3c4XMKRLZkA0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Soooo proud of my first full sized #knitted #quilt! Designed for my nieces bday; cross stitch on knitted Afghan panels. Yes, it sparkles! The backing is a glow in the dark fleece throw because I hand sew everything and thus, hate hemming. https://www.instagram.com/p/CjQqbKeJPMV6zQD0hkeJLKmMsIV3c4XMKRLZkA0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Leftover cream of crab + pesto + angel hair + smoked salmon. Cleaning out the fridge cuisine at its finest lol https://www.instagram.com/p/CifVLOqAeoTwJMhGb_AZQf1Xp8eoE53NmPcLZk0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=