Like a Walk in the Rain

Elizabeth,27,demi,democratic-socialist living in North Texas.

[likeamountaininspringtime]

Friend:It's cold as dicks

Me: Are dicks usually cold?

Friend:If they're dead.

Me:.......

Friend:......

Me:.....

Friend:......

Me:oh.....

[hungwy]

heard you were looking for root vegetables

*puts you in a wicker basket*

[hungwy]

*puts you in a wicker basket*

[epilepticsaints]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[tooquirkytolose]

[radiofreederry]

Uncritical support for this kid who hospitalized Elon Musk

[smoothestjazz]

imagine your kid sucking so bad that you have to say "no that's fair" when someone puts him in the hospital

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Screenshot of British Tumblr circa July 6th.

[charlesoberonn]

[rinnetenseisdiedbadly-deactivat]

if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER

[melt-banana]

[mywitchcultblr]

[ankle-beez]

Tumblr users who didn't leave after the big NSFW ban seeing people come back after Elon Musk buys Twitter

[mintytrifecta]

[normal-horoscopes]

Gnomes of pleasure

[unbakehisbeans]

Gnomes of pain

[normal-horoscopes]

Gnomes of wind and gnomes of rain

[gunsandfireandshit]

Gnomes of wood and gnomes of grass,

Gnomes who'll kick your fucking ass

[redacted-cryptid]

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

[nebulous-nebuli]

[sour-charity]

[florals-cardigan]

[depsidase]

[ober-affen-geil]

[strawtebby]

“Fucking Pig.”

“I’m a stripper not a cop.”

“Oh god I’m so sorry, thank you for your contribution to the community, sir.”

[likeamountaininspringtime]

Tulsi Gabbard is a Republican

Tulsi Gabbard is a Republican

Tulsi Gabbard is a Republican

Tulsi Gabbard is a Republican

Tulsi Gabbard is a Republican

Tulsi Gabbard is a Republican

Tulsi Gabbard is a Republican

[likeamountaininspringtime]

*ahem* so,anyway...