comedy and creys

FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION real life kitten Emily, 16, UK I want to be friends with all of you --- thursdaycastiel made my new theme please

[literallydipperpines-deactivate]

how do i let ppl kno im not doing okay w/o making them uncomfortable or letting them know i have weaknesses

[darkmoonfall]

[jaggeraesthetic-deactivated2016]

Sam and Cas starting a vine account and it’s literally just a collection of Cas popping up beside Dean out of nowhere and Dean falling over and yelling “soN OF A BITCH” and then Sam laughing in the background and everyone thinks it’s just ‘vine magic’ so they can get away with using Cas’ grace for all sorts of weird shit

[likedeanbutagirl]

*parent walks into the room*

Me: haha, hello parental unit. it is i, your heterosexual child. just. heterosexualing it up.

[quixoticrealism]

I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL” AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD” I DAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTION

[bittylicious]

hello revolution im dad

[bubblegumbf-deactivated20160914]

a bitter defeat

[puplets-deactivated20150714]

one time my boyfriend and I were cuddling and he was like “I know how to read palms” and I got really excited and he looked really intensely at my hand and then gasped and looked up at me and just went “it says that you’re a nerd”

[likedeanbutagirl]

Human Instincts: Fight or Flight, infant suckling, jerking during the sensation of falling, etc.

Not Human Instincts: Following a woman for 7 blocks because you like the size of her body parts.

[reenuka-deactivated20181217]

He did it.

[quitethefreak]

Nah he really Shoulda gotten an Emmy for that scene Cuz I know fatherless black children were feeling that shit in their souls.

I know I did.

“Why he don’t love me?” Shit makes me cry every time.

[brittanywtf]

I love this so much.

[samosaslut-deactivated20200715]

we all have that band that we really like but don’t know the names of any of the members

[apodyopis]

Dan’s second most tweeted word is Phil what a fucking nerd

[emobaria]

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

[teashoesandhair]

Hahaha wow… someone doesn’t know their Bible. It’s 2015. That means he hatched 2015 years ago. 

[plnts-deactivated20150108]

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

[wiltingpansy]

my life became 100% better when i just stopped blindly agreeing with tumblrs view of social justice

[friendly-cat-blog]

[nerdphan]

[aridsands-deactivated20160626]

[infimityonhigh]