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[youjustwaitsunshine]

nothing helps european unity more than eastern european bangers

[itsmemonicamelancolie-deactivat]

PLEASEEEEE 😭😭

[braindead-virtually-tv]

[jmd1027sd]

There's a difference between liking a song in general... and liking a song for Eurovision

[goldenskywalker]

come watch eurovision we got:

space furries with a grandma kink

pussy eating vegans

gay cowboy stripper on a mechanical bull

yoga class

stairs

personal parabolic antennas for great wifi

folklore and rock ‘n roll

magical portals

steampunk circus

hand washing cult

and last but not least, the jury

[secondbeatsongs]

anyway here’s a clip of the entire Eurovision crowd screaming “pussy!” at the top of their lungs

[wattse]

Hibernation would fix me

[moveslikekeithrichards]

horror movie from the perspective of someone who just watched a scary movie & is really anxious afterwards so every scene is framed like its gonna be scary but nothing happens & they just go to bed

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

“i’m the main character” girl you’re the unreliable narrator

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[memewhore]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i take drugs to get more autistic, like dune

[cocklengthguesser]

10 inches

[balaclava-trismegistus]

more

[bae-guevara]

I fully believe the queen is dead and they just don’t wanna deal with a funeral before Christmas so they’re keeping her on ice (aka life support) till spring.

apparently the entire country has to do a 12 day long mourning and the BBC is legally banned from putting on any comedy show during that week AND they have to shut down the London stock exchange for one whole day... now I'm not saying they're weekends at Bernie's-ing that colonizer to keep the stock exchange open, but....

[foulserpent]

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I'd be the perfect front for your shady company. I always look baffled, I'll never be able to pick you out of a line up, and odds are good I'll forget your name ten minutes after you tell it to me.

[auckie]

Tbh I love checking my email

[auckie]

[auckie]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ruimtetijd]

None of the people he showed look like each other and yet he looks like all of them

[guerrillatech]