blackxbluc:
“He kinda, isn’t, really, clad in the bright colors these days. Part and parcel of the brooding dark knight quota. Trade in all yellows and royal blues for blacks and really dark grays. But I have heard tales of a butler being responsible for his evening meals, and any on patrol snacks he either eats, or preserves in the Batmobile console.”
– “A butler?” Shaggy lifts a finger to his chin, imagining it. He’s kind of picturing something along the lines of an average bat in a tiny tux, flapping around, desperately trying to hold up a tea tray.
“Dude, Batman keeps preserves in the Batmobile? That is awesome! I keep preserves in the Mystery Machine! I never knew me and the Bats had so much in common.”














