OMG, the most embarassing thing ever just happened to me, just have to get it out there so I wouldn’t explode from anxiety over it, but since it’s somewhat nsfw I’m putting it under the cut...
I’ve been on vacation for the past few weeks at my parents right, and well, my mother had some shopping she wanted to do in the ‘big city’, so she offered to drive me home before work begins again.
Now she had to use the bathroom before she left, and I, forgetful as I am, let her into my apartment no problem.
Thing is, I forgot I left my (large) vibrator on the sink in the bathroom to dry before I left... I didn’t remember until after she left that I put it there in the first place. Now I’m dying of embarassment and shame and everything, gah!!!! If there is anyone out there in the world that does NOT need to know the kind of toys I have it’s my mother goddamnit! And there is NO chance she didn’t see it, cause I heard the water from the sink and everything. Just kill me now.
So I’m just gonna gobble up some ice cream right now and wallow for a bit, try to drive this out of my memory. I will not succeed but I sure will have fun trying. Hopefully I will laugh about it one day, but not today.





















