Thanks Mom

eat a worm. kiss sum snail booty. download the moon.

[lilracecar]

How are you????????

im a car

[amazoogle]

lilracecar

a nice friendly user

[lilracecar]

Fuck off im rude and antisocial. don't u forget it

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Michael Cera is such a needy little shit and I love it. It took me like 2 minutes to walk down the stairs this morning because she keep circling around my feet while screeching because I wasn’t petting her

[waluiqi]

did you really name your cat michael cera

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

fight me

[lilracecar]

I'm glad this text post turned out to be about a cat

[strongbowdarkfruit]

goodnight everybody do ur best

[lilracecar]

no....

[s]

warning: gore

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

me cheering backwards: hoo-woo!

[lilracecar]

the blue site: death ! is ! inevitable !

[lilracecar]

JUST SHOWER THOUGHTS: the sink

[lilracecar]

truth be told, I don't have a job and I'm also in danger of having to live beneath the sink

[worm]

me, a 3-inch tall woman that lives in your son’s dollhouse and eats your cat’s food: listen, i can’t pay rent this week but I’ll get the money to you soon i promise

[lilracecar]

Tiffany you've been saying that for weeks, get a real job or you'll have to live under the sink.

[lilracecar]

my fruit is damp who why did this?

[officialunitedstates]

being vegan just seems so shallow.  I care about the animals and I also care about the plants.  both can feel pain and just want to grow and live. I am only going to eat monera, protists, and fungi from now on

[lilracecar]

monera is an outdated taxon.

[lilracecar]

protist is also an outdated taxon. scientists don't have a better term for it, but the group is not monophyletic so it doesn't make phyolgenetic sense. thanks.

[lilracecar]

Protist = profit

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

instantly, you recognise this patch of dirt as edible dirt. you start eating it. then you realise: it’s not edible. you were wrong.

[lilracecar]

i’ve never been wrong b4, this is unrelatable on 1 level

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

actually, frankenstein is the doctor. capitalism is the monster

[lilracecar]

me:

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[lilracecar]

hey it’s 10:30 pm and i’m drinking coffee, who’s ready for some AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH