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akhila. 19. gh @ b.dgirlfriend

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Unfollow.

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I can't wait to watch the Warriors kick ass.

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I'm gonna go take another nap. ✌🏼

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@dancingwithawolff welcome to hell.

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On another note, Power Rangers comes out on BluRay this month so I can't wait to watch it every single day.

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

Sex tip:

If you enjoy doggystyle but are missing eye contact you can facetime your partner.

[espikvlt]

Or you can just…. turn your head around. Has the OP actually DONE doggystyle cus this has literally never been a problem for me.

[chimaeragray]

I…definitely dont have the ability to turn my head that way to make eye contact in that position.

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

i mean not like an OWL but your partner in th rear can lean over and toward you to make this happen!!!

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

Cosmo Sex Tip 666: just go full on exorcist on a bitch, nothin hotter than demonic possession

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

Really Shake Things Up in bed by dislocating all of your joints and crawling away onto the ceiling! Your man will love it

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And it's weird that I even got this color because literally there's only a small square of it that shows through my phone case.

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Like, it looks cool and all for the aesthetic™ but just don't do it.

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My main point is don't get the jet black iPhone.

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@k-ssthis I have the cleaning cloth that came with the case but it takes years of yoga stretchiness to bend the right way to keep the cloth on the phone once it's wiped down so you can lightly cradle the phone back into the case and I'm just so tired

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Seriously. I don't want to open this case and clean it out. I have the jet black phone. Do you know how easily this thing picks up fingerprints? If you just look at it from across a crowded room, it's got your fingerprints on it. How the fuck did dust get in there?!

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Why is there dust inside my life proof case

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@ithinkibrokeit someone needs to make English easier.

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@ithinkibrokeit I don't think I'm physically capable of shutting up, don't worry. But I did learn that I need to make sure I have something worded correctly so it doesn't get lost in translation.

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I haven't learnt to shut up, by the way. I've just been busy with offline things.

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🌻🌻🌻

[thequazzaclausestarringtimallen]

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

[lostmyurl]

All the good faith that I had had had had no effect on the outcome of that sentence