ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

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[cowboykirk]

[geekysteven]

[thebeeshaveknees]

Quark can't say Fuck because Fuck is a valid ferengi name and he doesn't know what cousin Fuck did to the hu-mons that they say his name with such vitriol but Quark is proud of him for it

[yalster54]

🤨🏳️‍🌈

[wizard-dax]

[computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett]

Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:

[annarcana]

[trek-tracks]

it was his diva moment...

[imadoctornotanescalator]

TOS Textposts pt 22-???

[aphrostiel]

[cowboykirk]

McCoy prescribes Spock antidepressants but they’re just mini m&m’s

[tomeofbirdcalls]

i keep referencing this stupid image when talking about tsfs so i made a proper edit

[wholesomevampire]

where are the lies.

[cursedtrekedits]

“And now we'll get what we want: a burger from the Five Guys restaurant. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved my entire weekend. And all it cost was one shuttle trip, $13.99, and the diet of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.”

[wizard-dax]

Things you can do to celebrate Captain Kirk's birthday this weekend:

Drive a car really badly

Break a rule at work you disagree with

Fall madly in love with your science officer

Challenge someone to chess

Yell your nemesis' name really loud and dramatically

Call your vehicle / mode of transportation a beautiful lady and tell folks that you love her

Fight someone like this:

[whale-sticker-blue]

parted from me, and never parted

[misssunskisses]

Thinking about these-