jus sumn slight

[idlelizard]

celestial seal. sealestial? celestseal? a harbor starbor seal

[segamascott]

[dancinbandit]

Midnight Walk

[liluwuvert]

It’s me, jessie and ari

if they test me they sorry

[onceiwashere]

No woman will ever want to fuck you

dude i’m a world of warcraft blog. you think this is news?

[thyrell]

[rapidslash]

*turns into this and never turns back* 

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

ok i’ll bite. who’s bernie sanders

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i would die for every sweet ditzy woman on earth. every time some gross man makes fun of a ditzy woman im like ill kill you. i will literally fucking kill you. her life is objectively worth more than yours

[straightboyfriend]

a 20 year old: yeah she’s 17 but she’s technically legal in-

me:

[jumex]

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[the-star-holder]

My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

i hope i’m in someone’s thoughts or something that’d be sweet

[rosewlw]

be the cowboy.png

[dongwater]

I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[selkiefish]

i can’t BELIEVE i forgot to post this on tumblr

[selkiefish]

hell yeah it does bruther

[kim-kartrashcan]

I mean…I’d be concerned too

[j-sillabub]

They tracked the person down and it turned out to be a woman from Scotland whose baby *really* loved Bee Movie to the point that it was the only thing that stopped him crying. So she just played it over and over. The endurance. She must have been exhausted.

[surprisebitch]

thanks for the update! knew it was a kid

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]