Mrs. Awesome

[samanthapanther]

[judgefxdge]

Well you should be.

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

Nope. Still good.

[robinjrscherbatsky-deactivated2]

“Hey, I’m okay. It’s not like I want anything to do with Barney. He’s not- it doesn’t matter. I’ll get another glass of scotch, that’s all I need.”

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

"Robin, honestly, you don't have to pretend it doesn't bother you. It's just me and you here. I already can practically tell what you're thinking."

[robinjrscherbatsky-deactivated2]

"You’re right, Lil. But, um. I guess that seeing Barney with that slut is just harded than I thought.”

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

  "Oh, Robin. I'm sorry-- But if it helps, you're ten times hotter than all of those girls sitting over at the bar. Don't pay attention to them."

[judgefxdge]

My inner goddess is going to have words with your inner goddess.

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

Somehow I'm not worried.

[sparklingscherbatsky]

Don’t worry, Lils. If you survived birthing Marvin, you’ll manage to live through this one.

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

I look like I'm smuggling a watermelon under my shirt.

[stinsonlegendary]

Now you’ve hurt my feelings. Shame on you, Lil.

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

Don't you have some poor girl to go spy on, and not me?

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

Icebreakers I

"Excuse me, but you’ve got a little something on your face there."

"Well... this is awkward."

"I guess this is the part where we shake hands and say 'nice to meet you', right?"

"I've seen you here before, but I guess I just never had the courage to say hello before."

"I'm so excited to finally meet you in person! I've always dreamed of this."

"Sorry, but, um... am I the only one confused here? Why hasn't anyone else showed up?"

"Watch out!"

"Am I dead? Are you an angel?"

"Okay, okay, listen. I miiiiight have had a little too much, and I miiight need someone to help me get home. You look trustworthy, so let's go."

"I'm sorry--please, can you help me?"

"I look forward to working with you."

"I look forward to serving you."

"Stay still! I'm trying to stop the bleeding!"

"I'm not trying to be nosy or anything, but... I've been seeing you here a lot lately, always by yourself. I just wanted to say, if you have anything on your mind, I'd listen."

"Um, I know you don't know me, but I think what you did back there was very brave."

"Some weather we're having, huh?"

[sparklingscherbatsky]

Lucky I don’t have to go through with that, eh?

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

This baby better pop out to be the president.

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

sparklingscherbatsky 

Augh, I forgot how awful it is to be pregnant.

[stinsonlegendary]

You love me.

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

Not enough to think this is normal. It's creepy.

[judgefxdge]

I need beauty sleep—

But fiiiiine. I’ll do it.

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

Your inner goddess can get some rest tomorrow. But right now, you've got a screaming baby to deal with.

[judgefxdge]

But—

I don’t wanna.

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

Nope, I got up for Marvin last night. Tonight is your night.

Mama needs her beauty sleep.

[stinsonlegendary]

Two hou— minutes. Two minutes.

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

...Right. Barney, you never fail to remind me that you're disgusting.

[stinsonlegendary]

What do you think I’m doing?  Certainly not spying on you…

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

How long have you been in here? Actually-- I don't want to know.

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

judgefxdge

Nope, sorry baby. Your turn.

[starkiisms]

Yes.

[lilypad-aldrin-blog]

You have my attention.