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Jane / 28 / She/Her! Skills include eight foot vertical leap.

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A Smith and Wesson .44-Russian caliber No3 revolver presented by the Tsar Nicholas II to the retiring Captain of the Polar Star in 1895 [534x800]

Source: https://reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/fx50sz/a_smith_and_wesson_44russian_caliber_no3_revolver/

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gendercucked replied to your post: #oh wtf youre so cute#love your freckles???#looks...

daily-o… wtf stop being cute

If that means using the full repertoire of words i was given then no can do buckaroo.

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#Howdy hoo indeed.#I was about to beg of you to let me fix your buttons but I suppose you might not currently be wearing this.#Either way.#You looked blinding then and I'm sure you do now. 

Tell you what i hadnt even noticed the button flub until you pointed it out. Who makes the rules in shirtwearing anyway? Though if im causing you immense distress it would be no issue worth challenging of course.

And. Haha. Blinding is it! Well right now im just lighting up like a signal flare.

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#OH HEY THERE#u dont look 2 bad urself i love those freckies

Freckies... Why thanks!

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#oh wtf youre so cute#love your freckles???#looks like youre going to shoot a mummy sequel 

Haha what those? They dont come out often but i must have been on site a lot. Would that i were! Things are a lot less tragically exciting on the daily-o here.

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#Wowza there is a lot to look at here.#What model is that beautiful rifle?#Is that cowboy snorlax?#Your curls are so cute!

aaaaaa!

thats my BABY the barret m95 

no its snorlene my kid rose made er 4 me once as an apopo for some personal shit and ive loved it evr since

AAAAA!!

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Ahhh!! I thought that looked familiar. Im not much of a bullpup girl but she looks right at home in your hands. Or lap haha.

Snorlene... and there goes that earworm. She looks like the ripe tomato all the town gals key their fellas cars over.

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gendercucked replied to your post: Its so nice to see the faces behind the user...

fidlebox is m name actually

Hehe charmed to meet you! Please release my personal photographs though.

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This was taken within the past 6 months so it counts! Howdy hoo.

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Its so nice to see the faces behind the user handles sometimes! As i am notoriously bad with names thats nothing if not helpful. I wonder if ive got anything recent on the old fiddlebox.

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im they/them n im ready 2 cause promblems

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That can be done as a duo? Walks or runs, primarily. Music if you’re so inclined. There is the ever popular option of watching something.

Id be happy to watch anything together! Nothing quite breaks the ice like a good exchange over whats on the small screen.

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@limbotopia replied to your post: @limbotopia Do you want to get your brows done? I…

Oh that would be an incredibly poor showing of me for a first encounter. I am so sure i would cry.    

I do also have tissues, and it barely hurts if done right. The offer stands, but we could certainly do something else first, if you wish to enhance the encounter.

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That would be berries yes. What do you do? For fun i mean.

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fontjoke replied to your post: Girls!!

Right?

Rose nobody told me tumblr had this many girls.

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Girls!!

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since i took this for my icon anyways, i might as well share the bigger picture!! here’s to a fresh blog ready for content! 

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I only post on tumblr when i have something REALLY important to say or do and today’s monumental event is showing off my lovely amazing Audrey III who most definitely did NOT try to eat me after i snapped this picture!!!

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Is she… You know… *Unhinges jaw.*