NOOO BECAUSE NIC AND OLANDRIA HAVE ME IN A CHOKEHOLD AND I DON’T EVEN WANNA BE SET FREE. Like this is a testament to how REAL they are—capital R, bold, underline, italics, period.
So boom. I hadn’t been on socials for WEEKS. My friends were casually mentioning Love Island here and there, and before I went ghost, I saw maybe two edits of the new season. But I wasn’t interested. I thought I was safe. HA. FOOLISH.
Then one random day I downloaded the app because there was a vote happening. I’m scrolling through the couples like “Okay… let’s see who’s giving.” Then I see Nic and Olandria… and something in my soul whispered, “Yeah… them. That’s the couple. PICK THEM.” And I did.
And just like that, I accidentally signed my entire life away.I started watching thinking I’d just casually ship them. LIES. Straight lies.
Suddenly I’m in the trenches, living off CRUMBS of Nicolandria content. The producers would give me 2 seconds of Nic looking at her with literal heart eyes and then cut away to something else, and I’d be screaming like “HELLOOOO?? BRING THE CAMERA BACK.”
And don’t even get me STARTED on Taylor. At first, I thought he was cute for her—I’ll admit it. But then he did her SO. DIRTY. Like you had this beautiful, kind, funny, genuine girl right in front of you and you fumbled her like she was nothing?? Meanwhile Nic was standing there like he wanted to strangle Taylor on sight.
And let’s talk about Nic for a second because this man??He is a TOP. TIER. YEARNER. Capital Y. He’s always watching her. Like always. Even people who left the villa have said they caught him just… staring at her. Like he can’t help himself. He looks at her like she’s the only person in the world. The way he protects her, the way he softens when she talks, the way he LAUGHS more with her than he ever did with anyone else?? Yeah. That’s not fake. That’s not forced. That’s soul-tied behavior.
AND IT’S NOT JUST ME. Their own friends ship them. People outside the villa ship them. FOOTBALL TEAMS, BRANDS, MAJOR CELEBRITIES… EVEN MEGAN THEE STALLION SAID YES TO NICOLANDRIA. Like… hello??? If Meg is rooting for them, it’s already over. They’re not just a ship—they’re a cultural reset. A phenomenon.
At this point, I love them so bad it’s embarrassing. Nic and Olandria forever.
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