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2394 notes and ill get a "hot sausage" tattoo

LMAO.

welp, I guess i'll be getting this then 🌭

big props to @chaocan for the last note, @catboyrightsdefender for the mass reblogs, @tonystarksfabulousass for the 200 note boost voucher, and everyone @ discord (aka my favourite place in the world) 🐝🍊😈 for the continuous reblogs, yall are BAD influences 💘

captains-clever-goose

UPDATE

time to text my tattoo artist 🥲

captains-clever-goose

✨TADAHH!!✨

#i cant stop smiling its SO COOL IM SO HAPPY AKDJWJIIE #ben willbond #hot sausage #horrible histories #bbc ghosts #yonderland

checkyourasianbias

matcha originated in China about 1200 years ago, açaí has been consumed by Indigenous communities in the Amazon for centuries, and Dubai chocolate was invented by combining chocolate with knafeh, an 1100 year old SWANA snack.

white people love to call nonwhite foods suddenly becoming popular in western mainstream culture "industry plants" as if they haven't always existed.

this is orientalism.

parcai

fixed it.

parkerposey

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

parkerposey

He’s literally just telling it like it is

sweeney todd at the bham rep opening night tonight yall im gonna explode

#sweeney todd

turbomarisa

IVE BEEN JERKING IT TO VAMPIRES, THEYRE CALLING ME BRAM STROKER

segamascott

quasi-normalcy

So what I think is that there's this default belief in patriarchy that men are superior to women and therefore the "masculine" sphere is superior to the "feminine" sphere. And so, as feminists have fought to expand the number of allowable female activities, men (on the aggregate over generations) have retreated from those activities because they're now seen as "feminine", and so partaking in them is incommensurate with their belief in their own superiority. And, unfortunately, as this has progressed, this has resulted in a lot of men sectioning themselves off from, frankly, everything that actually makes being alive worthwhile. It's a misery spiral, and the only way out is to abandon male supremacy.

quasi-normalcy

#men gave up deep friendships and reading and poetry and colourful fashion#all things that used to be considered manly in the 19th century#they're currently giving up on studying law and medecine#it's so stupid and sad

(I mean, the colourful fashion was more of an eighteenth century thing, but yeah)

quasi-normalcy

#more women in higher education meaning fewer men is incredibly depressing to me. funny in a sad way#what happens when women will finally get into trades? will they just stop working