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#「書類 : ● 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 › memes . 」

rpmemegraveyard

The 'yes or no' game.

Send my muse "❓+" alongside harsh hitting questions, scenarios, anything question-related really, but they can only answer with "yes" or "no". Nothing more, nothing less.

yuujitheevessel

❛ gojo-sensei?!? you can't just do that! ❜ this is perhaps the only time yuji has ever found himself at odds with gojo. this was the ultimate betrayal! yuji trusted him!

#yuujitheevessel #「宇宙 : ● 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 › the strongest . 」#// Yeeeessss ! !#Gojo: 🥺

" But I’m huuuungry, " Satoru whines, pouting like a kicked puppy, already chewing the stolen fry. " You know. . . " he begins, his voice suddenly dipping in pitch as if he's about to reveal some tragic tale, gaze drifting far away like he’s recalling a long - lost childhood memory. " Since I was a wee lad, Yuji. . . I never had anyone who would share their fries with me. " He inhales and leans back, like the memory physically pains him. " I used to watch other kids, sharing their fries with their friends. And looking at you. . . seeing your fries. . . I — I thought. . . "

He looks up at Yuji, his voice now full of fake sorrow and regret as he reaches for another fry. " I guess I just thought. . . maybe this was my chance. That you’d be the one. " He pauses, mouth wobbling just a little, hand hesitating over the fry. " I thought we were close. . . close enough to share fries. "

He looks away and exhales a breath, retreating his hand.

" . . . But maybe Sensei was wrong. "

( He sniffles. Just once. For effect. )

some recent works

re-toji

[@limitlesscurse well duh]

#𝐎𝐎𝐂 . 「 miko 」#re-toji #retoji

[@re-toji Congrats, you reproduced. Gold star for being biologically functional. ]

re-toji ASKED :

"Something happened. So I'm crashing here for, like, two weeks." Curls up on his couch and snores.

Only one thought comes to mind as Toji crashes on his couch for a second time, curling up like he owns it and falling asleep without a care.

Should I just kill him ? Should I ? Should I kill him now ?

#re-toji #retoji #「宇宙 : ● 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 › undecided . 」#Gojo: You mean two minutes. Because that’s all the hospitality you’re getting.

re-toji

"You little—"

Toji groaned out loud before lazily rested his back against the couch, feeling clearly snubbed in broad daylight.

Of course, he could always make Gojo submit by force, but he would be a bigger fool than most (and possibly dead for the second time in a row) for even attempting to wrestle the Six-Eyed into obliging to such an indecent act.

The only way to rightfully see Gojo Satoru follow through with his words was simply to establish a Binding Vow.

"Fine. Give me three days' time. You'll have your money in your bank account."

And Toji meant his words as if the matter was a serious business.

#re-toji #retoji #「宇宙 : ● 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 › undecided . 」#Gojo: 🖕

Satoru blinks. Then laughs.

" HA HA HA ! "

Like, full-bodied, hand - on - hip, head - tilted - back kind of laugh — the dramatic kind that says " You can’t be serious. " Satoru’s grin widens as he taps his chin in mock contemplation.

" Three days ? " he chuckles as if that's the funniest shit he's ever heard, wiping an imaginary tear from under his glasses. " It's cute you think I'm going to wait three days for you ~ ! "

He leans in just enough to be annoying, voice dropping to a conspiratorial purr. " Unlike a certain deadbeat daddy who lives off the women he picks off the streets. I am actually a very busy guy. "

His grin sharpens.

" I don't do walk-ins. "

He isn't going to make this easy for him. How long until they meet — that's entirely up to Satoru.

" This is a limited time offer. You get one day to deposit, and after the money's wired, I'll be in touch with you later. "

Just only because his funny bone’s tickled, Satoru decides to be a little coy with his prey. Sufficiently entertained by how Toji took his offer seriously.

" 'Course, seeing how your soul thirsts, maybe I have the solution for your parched throat. "

Let's see how this plays out ! !

He strolls toward the couch, fingers trailing along the backrest like he's tracing invisible sigils in the air. He stops right in front — close enough to be in Toji’s space, but far enough to keep his guard up — ready to react to any movement. The pause is intentional. So is the smile.

This did escalate from Toji asking for a drink.

After rudely inviting himself over to Satoru’s place, Toji made himself comfortable on his couch, shamelessly asking Satoru to fetch him a beer.

' Be a good boy, ' that's what Toji had said.

To him.

Fuckin' piece of shit.

Satoru angles his body just right — an invitation if one’s paying attention. The hem of his jacket sways as he turns, light catching the lenses of his sunglasses in a gleam that hides everything but the smirk on his lips.

" Are you a fan of sweets ? "

The question lands nonchalant, deceptively casual in appearance. But his tone ? It’s a challenge — haughty with mirth, like he’s completely expecting Toji to chicken out. His teeth catch his bottom lip for half a second, the grin sharpening into something almost predatory.

" I’ve got a particular blend, " he says, voice honey-thick and sweet like molasses, dripping with obscenity, " way better than piss water. "

He tilts his head slightly, like he's just now considering whether Toji would even dare to get it. His grin grows teeth. " It’s much thicker. Creamier than your ' average ' plain vanilla yogurt — and I’m told, once it’s on your tongue — "

A pause.

" — it’s to die for. "

1989-2018

#𝐎𝐎𝐂 . 「 miko 」#re-toji #retoji #// Google it (≖⩊≖) you loser ! !

@re-toji .ᐟ.ᐟ

For that your new tag is: アップル ! ( ͡º ꒳ ͡º)

the strongest

two men

#re-toji #retoji #// Figured out your old fart's tags.#「変態 : ● ( 𝐑𝐄-𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈 : 𝓉𝑜𝑗𝑖 ) › don’t underestimate the power of a friendship based on mutual respect for one another’s freak . 」#「負け犬 : ∞ 𝐃𝐘𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐂 › deadbeat dad vs the dad who stepped up /𝓈𝒶𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓊 & 𝓉𝑜𝑗𝑖 . 」#「写真 : ● 𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐘 › selfies . 」

@re-toji .ᐟ.ᐟ

re-toji

Toji immediately sat up from the couch, a single curious eyebrow roused with much amusement at the sorcerer's kindhearted offer. Excitement began to course through his veins, as if the mere sentiment of bringing The Strongest Sorcerer down to his knees (in more ways than just one) had exhilarated all of his senses.

"S'that so, Hotshot? Then come on over here and show me how it's done."

It did not matter how much Toji will be paying. He was more than happy to fork out a fortune for a blue-moon opportunity such as this.

#re-toji #retoji #「宇宙 : ● 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 › undecided . 」#Gojo: Who's pathetic enough to actually pay that much for a blowjob.

" Whoa there, eager much ? That desperation’s starting to show. "

Whaaat a creep.

He really thinks that I'm going to suck his cock.

LOL !

Satoru clicks his tongue again, mock sympathy painting his expression. He could see the hunger and urgency radiating off Toji — and it only serves to fuel his whim to fuck with the old fart's head. Satoru never expected the infamous Sorcerer Killer to be this desperate to get his rocks off.

Megumi-chan is gonna need therapy after this ~ ! !

" NOPE ~ ! " Satoru says, popping the ' p ' with a grin. " That's not how this is going to work, babe. If you want me on my knees, you'll have to pay upfront for it, sweetheart."

( Satoru offers up a ridiculously high price, knowing the old fart — and most anyone else, for that matter — can't possibly afford that. )

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